Porn Valley- > No sooner had we reported that Nicole Brazzle was getting married, including a follow up from her to confirm that it was a fact, now comes the news that her fiance was killed in Iraq. On his show Wednesday night Wankus said Brazzle had been at PSK the night before, didn’t look the worse for wear and that if she has one fiance she has several, noting that Brazzle had something like five kids. “She’s working it hard with a bunch of people.” Rumor on the street is that Kris Slater was one of those bunch of people and that Slater opted out of the relationship when it became more apparent that he was being groomed for daddyhood.

upncoming23 wrote on the KSEX message board: Just spoke to her [Brazzle] to confirm what I was hearing. Nicole has lost her fiance, Mike, to the bullshit Iraqi war. She will be leaving later this week to attend the funeral. I hope that all of you will express your sympathy to her. Love you Nic…

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> On the Kris Slater front, Michelle Lay offered a couple of reasons why she wouldn’t have sex with Slater including the fact that Lay and Pason, Slater’s ex, are very close friends. The other reason according to Lay is that Slater looks like he’s 12 years old. “This would turn into a MILF scene,” said Lay on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com Wednesday night. “It would look like he’s fucking his mother.” Regarding the Pason situation, Lay said there’s certain lines in her mind that she wouldn’t cross, that being one of them. “It’s very creepy.”

> Howard Stern really gave it to wrestler Chyna on his show this morning. Stern apparently got a hold of her sex tape One Night in Chyna and offered a grisly critique. Stern talked about one segment where Chyna fucks her boyfriend wrestler Sean Walton.

“This is so dark, I go, this is terrible,” said Stern. “You can’t see a thing. You can’t even see her private parts and that’s what I wanted to see. That she’s really a woman. You couldn’t see a thing. You can kind of see her boobs and she’s got fake boobs but she’s so muscular-like a man, that it’s painful boobs. They stick straight out. Nothing womanly.” Stern said it was like Ah-nuld with two rubber balls in his chest. Apparently there’s some interstitials showing China, the country. Then, according to Stern, there’s another sex scene with great lighting. “Then you see that Chyna is a woman,” said Stern. “She’s pierced down there. Her shaving is atrocious. It’s way funky. It was also noted that Chyna has a bad case of ass acne.

“So much ask-ne,” laughed Stern, “that you wouldn’t even believe it. Like her pimples are in actual order. Like they’re a perfectly square box with dots running down vertically.” Artie Lange suggested that it was more like crack-ne. “There’s so much ask-ne on there you wouldn’t believe it,” said Stern. There’s also a giant bruise on her right leg according to further observation. “It’s the size of a grapefruit.” Stern said he had to fast-forward. “There’s nothing sexy about it.”

Gary Dell’Abate said there’s also a portion where Chyna gets fucked in the ass, though he worded it as “unconventional sex”.

“It was really disturbing.” Stern’s opinion was that the tape was shot poorly and that he didn’t have sex last night after watching the tape. “It looks like Silence of the Lambs if there’s a sequel.” Gary added the observation that the hotel room was disgusting.

“There’s luggage and clothing on the floor, and plates and cups and food. It’s disgusting.”

> Summer Haze announced on KSEX Wednesday night that she was no longer going to host The Legends of Erotica show in Vegas, www.xxxdeepthroat. com because she was too busy with other projects. Actually, the story I’m hearing is that Bill Margold who organizes the event got irked by some comments that Haze made about Selena Steele and pulled her as emcee.

> Spoke to Cytherea, www.clubcytherea.com Wednesday night. She confirms that she’ll be opening a head shop in the Valley. She’s off to the Stern show today [will be on tomorrow] and claims that there’s no reason why she won’t get a plug in for KSEX, www.ksexradio.com. If so it would be a first. KSEX Peejays have been on Stern in the past and none of them have given a plug to the station.