Porn Valley- On Saturday night, Taylor Wane won the Best Radio On-Air Personality award at the KSEX LCA’s. Wane talked a little about that on her show Monday night but began with a story about how she went to Maui for some recuperation.
“I took a vocal vacation in Maui,” she explained. “It’s bloody expensive- I went to the Four Seasons in Maui, very expensive, but my vocal teacher said go to the Four Seasons because they’re used to performers, entertainers and singers going there on vocal vacations. So if you tell them nobody’s to talk to me because I’m not allowed to speak right now, they get it. They don’t talk to you.”
Wane went for four days and didn’t talk at all. Wane went to explain that there’s 12 untouched by man terrains in the world and Maui has 10 of those. Wane took a helicopter ride to see this and one of the passengers- a woman- worked in a graveyard which creeped her out.
While she was in Maui, Wane also managed to pinch a nerve in her neck and was paralyzed with pain, according to her. Wane was also going to have Kelly Marie on as a guest, probably next week, and said she wants to quiz her about what happened to her marriage with photographer Scott Del’Amo. Wane noted that they had a whirlwind romance, fell in love, they got married and Marie got pregnant.
“Everything seemed to be fine,” said Wane. “Next time I saw her at a Glamourcon in Chicago, it’s over. She has the baby but the relationship, kaput.” According to Wane, Marie didn’t seem like she wanted to talk about it at the time.”She’s a very nice gal and he’s a very nice guy, too, so I’m wondering what went wrong. But sometimes it happens.”
Co-host Dick Nasty then offered Wane congratulations for her KSEX award. Not expecting to win anything, Wane extended thanks to each and every person that voted for her, noting in the same breath that no one on her staff voted for her. Then, again, neither did she.
“The day before the awards show I was talking to the people that work for me in my office,” she said. “There’s four or five people and I said, guys, it’s the KSEX awards show tomorrow night, you voted for me? Right? They went wha? You’re telling me that not one person in my camp voted for me? I said you fuckers; and I said you know what, I kind of forgot to vote for me, too. I sent out the messages to everybody on MySpace and people within my own fan base.”
Wane said there were so many things going on in her company, that she was glad that the fans took the opportunity to vote for her.
“It was so awesome- it really means a lot to me,” she said. “The KSEX Awards comes from the fans so it’s a big deal. I was shocked. I didn’t expect to win.”
Commenting on the party, Wane hailed KSEX and Wankus for putting on a great show.
“The did an awesome job of putting on a great night,” she said.
“With Pink Visuals help,” Nasty added. Wane said she really enjoyed the entertainment, particularly Slapbak.
“Because they were funk and I wasn’t expecting that,” she said. “They were fantastic and really got the crowd going.” Wane noted that Bobby Brown was also in the audience.
“And I know Bobby Brown much better than anybody. I don’t want to admit it.” she said. “After I saw Bobby Brown that night I promised my girlfriends to never utter another word that I’ve actually fucked him. I’m disgusted with myself. The man’s a mess. He’s a fuckin’ mess. It’s crazy but he kept grabbing the microphone off the other guys. And the other guys were completely sober and they looked drug-free. Because you can tell when somebody’s fucked up, inebriated or under the influence. They all looked like they were completely there and present. And Bobby was all over the place. And he kept grabbing the mike and was almost wrestling one of the guys, and the guy [Thin C] was trying to take the mike back.”
Wane wondered how Brown got into the event since no one seemed to recall him being invited. It was suspected that Layzie Bone probably did. Wane also pointed out that actor Jeff Conway was there although she kept referring to him as his character in Grease.
“It’s frightening, though, because he was still dressed in his leather jock and he had the duck’s ass- they coif their hair and they put a Duck’s Ass in the back. It’s a D.A.” Wane then got into a debate with someone in the chat room about whether it’s called a Duck’s Tail or a Duck’s Ass.
“It’s called a D.A. in England- my dad used to wear a D.A.” Either way, Wane said Conway is still wearing one.
“I don’t know what his deal was but he was there trying to collect all the girls telephone numbers,” she said. “He said he was making a porn movie and wanted to hire everybody for a porn movie. A porn movie shot at his house and nobody else gets a copy of it. Or he lets one of the construction people at his house steal it.
“And then it leaks into the public and he does a Grease revival.”