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from www.ology.com – Ted Nugent, who’s reinvented himself as something of a psychopath living in a hunter ganther self-society of his own, has often been cited as the quintessential red-white-and-blue through and through American due to his affinity for automatic weapons, his “more guns equals less crime” philosophy, and hunting children, and in an interview with Piers Morgan on the radio show Piers Morgan Tonight, he opened himself up further, announcing that he doesn’t hold much of an affection for gay sex.

“I’m repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex, I think it’s against nature. I think it’s strange as hell, but if that’s what you are I love you. I’m not going to judge another’s morals. I say live and let live. I have friends that are gay.”

Kind of doesn’t make much sense, but then again, we homosapiens will never quite be able to understand the cognitive processes of a man such as Ted Nugent.

Ted explained the paradox further after being asked if he was homophobic:

“Not at all. Ultimately all of that stuff is inconsequential.”

Interesting note here (if you’ll believe me): our writer Emily Cheever just explained to me how she used to work in the Red Horse Tavern in Virgina, and that an ex-girlfriend of Nugent’s often came in, got wasted, and explained to her that Teddy was a massive fan of anal sex. Any irony here?