PORN VALLEY – Thank you to all of you who came to my surprise 35th Birthday party Saturday night at Sardos. I had a blast and it was really cool to see so many of you give up your weekend night to be with a wanker.
Extra special thanks to Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter for the return of the diapers I gave you for Don’s birthday as well as the recycled card. I loved the gift certificates from Ann Marie & Craven Moorehead, the Miami posters from LorrAINIAC and Cuz and the two night stay certificates at Binions in Vegas from Seidman.
Thank you to Harry Weiss for the updated Trivial Pursuit, Amber Lynn for the signed softball, girls panties and miscellaneous trinkets, Konnie of DVSX.com for the Pornographer jacket, Jay and Cathy for the beagle stuffed toy and stolen software and to Katie Morgan for the dolphins lighter–even though it was just some swimming dolphins, not the Miami Dolphins.
To the rest of you, I’d like to thank you for reminding me of why I need to check into a twelve step program with all the booze you brought me. You know you’re an alcoholic when the majority of your friends show up with enormous quantities of large bottles of liquor as gifts.
A big ‘I Love You’ to my girlfriend Daisy for putting the whole thing together and making the Wankus collage poster board, something I will cherish until my kids find it in an attic some day and burn it.
Great also seeing Flexx, Keiko, Alison, Fitz, Harry T., LaRon, Vandalia, Pam and Jimmie, Gene, Lindsey, Raveness, Brian and Cytherea, Johnny Buss, Cookie, Kimmie, Finberg, Matt Zane, Mandi Slade, AriaXXX, Mark W, Danny, Moses, Steve Eastin, Erika, Lexxxi and thank you Seymour for the awesome birthday sign.
It wouldn’t be a Wankus event without a flake list. 🙂 Daisy showed me the Evite today and for amusement purposes only, I have to mess with the good folks who said they’d be there and didn’t show up. Don’t get pissed at me, this is all in fun.
Wankus’ Birthday Party Flake List
Confirmed for the Party, Did Not Attend
Kylie Ireland [Heard she was sick, I’ll let her slide – that’s one more BJ you owe me though Kylie]
Layla Jade [Responded: Will be there. Can’t stay long but will definitely stop by]
Sammie Sparks [Responded: We wouldn’t miss it]
Ginger Lynn [Heard she was coming but didn’t see her all night. Someone told me later she had a tough time finding a sitter]
Michele Raven [No show, she’s gonna get it on Wednesday night for her show]
Alana & Chris Evans [Responded: We wouldn’t miss it]
Dee [Responded: We’ll be there!]
Quasarman [Responded: It’s the least I can do to show my appreciation for my high paying job at KSEX 🙂 ]
Sun from DVSX [Responded: Hell muthafuckin YEAH i’m gonna attend]
Note: Jimmy D said he’d only come if Sardos put out a free buffet. They didn’t, he didn’t make it.
Everyone on the flake list is exempt to further bashing because I think the world of all of them anyway. But you know me…I had to get up in their shit! LOL
I’ll see all of you for PSK on Tuesday night!
If you’d like to see pics from the party, visit here.