Porn Valley- During her show on KSEX Wednesday night, Tyler Faith and Wankus got on the discussion of guys taking it in the ass with a strap-on. Faith said more women were into that than people realize and Wankus made some reference in a relation to a past boyfriend of Faith’s.
In an announcement of it being “Bloody Wednesday” it was also noted that Faith, Austyn Moore and Jill Kelly were all sharing the distinction. Faith said she and Jilly Kelly manage to get theirs at the same time. “It’s so weird. I don’t know why that happens.” In another discussion that served up more than its share of irrelevancies, Wankus brought up the fact that something wild happened at Jill Kelly Productions Tuesday night.
Faith said she and Kelly were at home cleaning the house. “It’s a fucking battle, that house. It’s so big and, like, dogs. We were home cleaning the house and we had masks on our face,” said Faith. In a PETA aside, Wankus noted that one of Kelly’s dogs is a Mastiff with an attitude. “She attacked your other friend,” said Wankus making a case for the dog being put down.
Faith then went on to tell her story that the security company called from the company. “The alarm went off which means somebody broke in,” said Faith, noting that she and Kelly live but ten minutes away from the building.
“We drove down as fast as we could and got there before the cops.” Asked what she was wearing, Faith said baggy sweatpants and a black half-shirt barely covering her boobs. “And no shoes. I just had socks on.” Kelly was wearing a sports bra and sweatpants, according to Faith. “And she fluffed her hair a little bit.”
Faith said the cops arrived something like two hours later. According to Faith, the doors of the warehouse are glass and all the glass was shattered and broken. “We walked in.” Wankus asked if wasn’t she nervous with the possibility of there being criminals in the building. Faith said no one was found in the building and they started barricading the door with crates, using a forklift. “We were taking turns.” Wankus said he could picture Kelly hot wiring the forklift.
Faith said she and Kelly were still waiting for the police. “We’re totally sweaty, dying. This wasn’t like an easy job.” As it turned out, Faith and Kelly were sealing themselves in along with the perps. “All of a sudden we started hearing sounds. We started hearing noises on the ceiling. Like on the roof. People running and stuff. We kept hearing all these weird noises and tried to follow it. Which is not smart for us to be doing.” Wankus asked if there weren’t men running the company. “Can’t the men come down and be men?” Wankus mentioned Bob Friedlander, and Faith said he was 190 and wouldn’t be of any help.
“He could come down and pretend to be a man,” Wankus suggested. Faith she and Kelly did some detective work to discover a big hole in the fence outside. “And some other details I can’t at this time because it’s still under investigation.” Faith said she and Kelly had a car pull in back of the building. “They sped in the back, sped out, then sped back in.” Asked if there was anything stolen, Faith said that was the funny thing, that there wasn’t. “Maybe they were coming there to kill us. Maybe they were coming to burn the building.”
Wankus suspected it could also have been an inside job, and Faith said that was a possibility. A big one. “Everyone’s a suspect at this point.” Faith said there was also a sound like a chainsaw. “It was a high pitch saw type of noise. We don’t know what the fuck is going on. We’re kind of helpless other than we have [fake] guns.”
Faith told Kelly we have to call the cops again that it’s been two hours and they’re still not there. “It’s ridiculous. We can’t even leave now. So we call the cops [again] and they come in about ten or fifteen minutes. Only because we said we were barricaded in and hear noises outside- chainsaws, whatever. The fucking cops come and we open the metal grates.”
According to Faith, 12 officers showed up, two women and the rest guys. “We’re half-naked. We’re sweaty.” Faith said the cops didn’t seem too fazed, like, what’s going on. “But they’re not talking to her[ Kelly] or me. It’s like that tunnel vision. I don’t know what they were thinking.”
Apparently there was also other evidence of a door being jimmied. And Faith said she couldn’t talk about that. It didn’t appear that the computers were tampered with, either. Wankus wondered aloud whether any of this had to do with past dramas involving JKP and Bizarre Video. “We don’t know,” said Faith who reported that there were now armed guards at the warehouse.