Porn Valley- The runaway renegade outlaw of love Skeeter Kerkove calls me Sunday night, and, as usual, he has rich gossip gifts to bring. Skeeter’s telling me about the time he went to this party in the Hollywood Hills.

Skeeter’s prompted to tell me this story based on a thread running on ADT about Penelope Spheeris’ [pictured] Decline of Western Civilization, Part 2 with Chris Holmes, the guitarist from W.A.S.P.

“Chris Holmes is my blood cousin,” says Skeeter. “I did prison time for Chris Holmes [which is another story]. We have matching tattoos on the left forearm- look on the back of any W.A.S.P. album. But I got mine first before Chris.”