Porn Valley – Even though Howard Stern mangled her name Friday morning, Cytherea got up on stage at Paladinos Saturday night during the KSEX Awards Show and proved she was a sexually flamoyant dervish no matter how you pronounce her name. Performing a dance that would get her arrested in Sodom, Cytherea, www.clubcytherea.com, wore a dress that basically had no material whatsoever to cover her ass.

As opposed to Wankus who showed up wearing an electric pin-striped zoot suit which amply covered his – the kind of outfit you’d expect to find either at a Puerto Rican Pride Parade in New York or a topless awards show. The KSEX event was a little of both although the toplessness came courtesy of Max Hardcore [that’s www.maxhardcore.com] when he took off his shirt at one point in the evening on the dance floor. Because KSEX provides all the essential details as to who won, I won’t bore you with those save to say that it was a battle all evening between me and webmaster Bill Fox for the award as to who was going to polish off the most tri-tip barbecue. That was my highlight. Apparently KSEX’s was the announcement that they’ve already got The Key Club booked for next year’s event.

Lynn Lemay was telling me that Max Hardcore on one occasion gave business cards to her two daughters. The suspicion is they’re not going to take him up on any offers.

I heard that the Philadelphia Magazine article on King Smut had been in preparation for a full year. Imagine the kind of article you could have had with a two year lead time.

Steve Banan was also at the show, which, considering some of his criticisms of KSEX in the past, was like Yasser Arafat delivering the keynote address at the Hebrew National Salami conference.

Don Benn came dressed like Rocky Balboa.

A thought had also occurred to me during the proceedings that with Adam & Eve, Doc Johnson, Wet, Vivid Condoms, Topco Sales, WantedList.com, Camz.com and HotMovies.com being the go-to guys, the sponsors of the event, it was a good thing that Outback Productions didn’t get involved or else Paladino’s might have been padlocked. Speaking of which, I received more than a few thumbs-up for taking my grievances with Nicole London public- and making it entertaining. At least for those reading it.

I also ran into Dino Bravo, and his legal battles with Sandy Bunz must be taking the form of some small claims court record. Bravo tells me he and Bunz duke it out again this week. Bunz from what I hear is contesting the amount of money being awarded to Bravo which the court reassessed as the full amount after Bravo submitted more substantial paperwork to back his claims.

Mika Tan is absolutely adorable. We exchanged some pleasantries.

Dee tells me she’s already met the two guys who will be taking over Chef Jeff’s spot Thursday night with whom she’ll be co-hosting. They’re from KLSX 97.1 radio in Los Angeles. Jeff didn’t make an appearance at the show.

Chloe is also getting her own KSEX show. That much was announced on Friday night during The Wanker program.

In winning her Sick and Twisted Porn Jockey Award, KSEX Daisy said that it was perfectly alright for your dog to lick peanut butter off your snatch, though I believe the KSEX press release words it a bit more delicately.

I heard rumblings that there was going to be some KSEX on-air faceoff between Plus One, Cytherea’s man and Jenna Jameson’s bodyguard Duane. But I dont think it should be taken in the context of a death match. Although a Jameson appearance had been rumored, Wankus said she may be on KSEX in a couple of weeks.

KSEX posts:

TARZANA, CA – As 2004 comes to a close, members of the KSEXradio.com on-air team [PJs], fans and adult stars gathered at Paladinos Club in Tarzana for the 3rd annual Listeners’ Choice Awards, presented by Adam & Eve. The four hour event, streamed live for fans around the world on Camz.com, went without a hitch and the 300 plus member of the live audience had a blast.

“This is the best industry party I think I’ve ever been too”, Rachel Worth of Worth-a-Million.com said as she demonstrated some dance steps during the live performance from The Dazz Band. “Everyone is laughing, smiling and mingling together so nicely,” KSEX Daisy noticed, “it’s great to be at an event where there’s no bad blood between anyone.” Daisy, who won the award for Most Sick & Twisted Porn Jockey used part of her acceptance speech making reference to peanut butter and canines.

Other big winners included Carmen Luvana as Hottest PJ Nekkid, Quasarman was voted Funniest PJ, Kylie Ireland won Best Radio Voice and Wankus and Katie Morgan won for Best Radio Show. The fans chose Jenna Jameson for the third year in a row as their favorite adult star that doesn’t work for KSEX. While she was unable to attend, her bodyguard “Duane” accepted for her with a message from Jenna. “She would like to thank the KSEX fans very much. She is honored and touched and promises to come to KSEX within a couple of weeks to thank them live on-air in the studio.” In the Favorite Amateur Porn Star category, Hustler covergirl, Austyn Moore took home the trophy.

For a complete list of winners, please visit http://www.ksexradio.com/ksex_lca_results.html.

Many adult stars poured in for the party, including Jessie Jane, Monica Mayhem, Lexi Lamoure, Nikita Kash and Chloe. From the KSEX crew, nearly all their hosts attended, PJs like Alexis Amore’ [accompanied by her mom], Stormy Daniels, Flower Tucci, Cytherea, Violet Blue and Aria, just to name a few. Second year host, Layla Jade performed with amazing charisma, yet again. “Her energy and all pro presentation won over the crowd”, KSEX General Manager C. Rick said.

The night began with the presentation of awards, then a musical break with national funk recording artists, Slapbak. A final presentation of awards came next and the evening closed out with legendary R&B group, The Dazz Band. A special thank you goes out to all sponsors of the event including, Adam & Eve, Doc Johnson, Wet, Vivid Condoms, Topco Sales, WantedList.com, Camz.com and HotMovies.com. Gift bags containing goodies from all companies acknowledged were handed out to everyone leaving the party.

To view pictures from the event and interact with fans who attended or watched the event, visit http://fans.ksexradio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2375.