> Willie D posts on www.xxxporntalk.com: The Kurt Lockwood Spanish Dictionary – It’s nice to see that Steve is finally leaving porn, please don’t let the door hit your strapon-loving ass on the way out.

I have to confess, I do hope Lackwood stays in Spain, hopefully assaulted by the local Russian drug mafia and ETA freedom fighters, so I want to teach you some expressions you might find useful while in Spain, the hopeful result being you never return to the U.S..

English: My name is Kurt Lockwood and I have herpes.
Spanish: Me llamo Kurt Lockwood y yo tengo herpes.

English: Can I have some coffee and a strapon up my ass?
Spanish: ¿Con permiso comprar ún café, y ún consolador por mi ano?

English: I am the biggest douchebag ever.
Spanish: Yo soy el bolso de douche grandissimo en toda la história.

English: I cleaned floors for DeeDee Ramone.
Spanish: Limpiaba el piso para la mujer llama DeeDee Rambone.

I encourage you all to help Lackwood out with his language skills, he’s going to be in Europe, so French, German, Dutch, Italian, Greek (har), anything will help.

Bon Voyage, loser.

> Warp Speed Adds:He may travel to the north of Europe and find himself in Sweden – who knows?

English: My name is Kurt Lockwood and I have herpes.
Swedish: Jag heter Kurt Lockwood och jag har herpes.

English: Can I have some coffee and a strapon up my ass?
Swedish: Kan jag be att få lite kaffe och en strapon i röven?

English: I am the biggest douchebag ever.
Swedish: Jag är den största skitstöveln någonsin.

English: I cleaned floors for DeeDee Ramone.
Swedish: Jag städade golv åt DeeDee Ramone.