Porn Valley- “I wasn’t hired to be mild, loving and boring,” Skeeter Kerkove was saying the other day.
“Nobody’s ever done this movie before where all the girls take a monster inflatable vibrating butt plug and pump it up. So I told the owner of Smash Pictures, Danny Quinn, if this movie’s ever been done before, I’ll do it for free. And I’ll pay for the talent so you can have the entire movie for free. Because I believe that much that I’m an original. No one has ever done a movie based around really big inflatable butt plugs.”
“Recently on Adult DVD Talk,” Skeeter continues, “someone wanted to know where there were scenes where they could find an inflatable butt plug- has everyone ever done a movie around it- everyone said no.”
According to Skeeter, though, he did a movie called Shitty, Shitty Bang Bang.
“It sold great,” Skeeter recalls. “Do you remember Britney Madison? God she was a good whore. She could swallow so much piss and cum. It was incredible. She did the record on video- 22 pumps. Ben Bratt and Otto Bauer were in there. But she did 22 vibrating pumps in her butt.
“It was bigger than a softball when it got pulled out of her ass. It was the size of my upper thigh. I stopped Otto saying no more. She looked at me with those big eyes because I hadn’t fucked her in about six hours, she spent the night at my house.
“She said I can do a little more- but they pulled it out. How can that much come out of a little butthole?”
From Fleshbot and Adultfyi: Madison, sometimes known as Britney Jade, died in a Las Vegas car crash on April 30, 2005. Born Stacey Pfeiffer on March 22, 1984, Madison appeared in approximately 63 porn titles in a two year career, according to the Internet Adult Film Database.
Known for her natural figure, Madison was featured in films like Chunky Nurses and Butt’Er Face 3. Her director in those films, SkinTight Pictures’ Cram Johnson, said that Madison had lived in his building for a year and then didn’t speak to him once the movies were released, offended by their titles. “She was very nice but naive,” Johnson told Fleshbot. “When I saw her four or five months ago, she was very trim; maybe the movies got to her.”
The news broke when Brad Fitzgerald, the webmaster of the now-dormant BritneyMadison.com, discovered from a newspaper that a Stacey Pfeiffer had died in a car crash near McCarran International Airport.
According to the Las Vegas Sun’s May 2, 2005 edition, Madison and a male companion were killed when their car plunged 30 feet off Sunset Road near the McCarran International Airport tunnel, Metro Police said.
The victims were identified as Kyle R. Anderson and Stacey Pfeiffer, both 21 of Las Vegas.
The 2003 Mitsubishi was traveling west on Sunset near Paradise Road about 6 a.m. when the driver apparently lost control of the car, police said. The vehicle drifted off the road to the right, up onto a curb, then drove through a barrier fence over a concrete retaining wall, police said.
The Mitsubishi traveled more than 90 feet through the air and crashed to the ground on its roof, police said.
The two were pronounced dead at the scene, police said.