Porn Valley- Baadmaster’s KSEX show is moving as of February 7th. But no one’s probably told him about it yet.

And certainly no one bothered to tell Lorrainiac, a loyal KSEX employee of seven years, that her top rated Wednesday night show was being replaced.

Oops.

A few things came as a surprise to Lorrainiac this week. One of them included Brandon Iron’s announcement on XPT that he was being given a KSEX show 7 to 9pm on Wednesday nights. Which meant, in the mathematics of show placement, that two had to go- Lorrainiac’s and the show Sunny Lane and Jack Lawrence occupied. All of this was news to Lorrainiac who, up until Wednesday evening, had been the KSEX program director.

“Up until” means that Lorrainiac quit. Quit on air. Just the way station owner Jon Belinkie used her show in May to fire Wankus. And the same way Joe Brandi, before Christmas, resigned. By this time, Rainy figured what was good for the goose was good for the gander.

And someone certainly had been goosed.

This week Lorrainiac got an e-mail that may not have been meant for her eyes. Then, again, it may have been sent accidentally on purpose. No one knows at this point. Whatever was in that e-mail, Lorrainiac never let on, but her demeanor changed remarkably toward the end of her show Wednesday night.

Normally Lorrainiac and Cuzz Fucker, who share the program and the same house, feature clips sent in from viewers. Most of them bordering on the lunatic or sexually disgusting fringe. The clips, that is. But after the show’s last break, Lorrainiac switched topics.

She told her loyal audience that her plans were not to come in at all. She talked about how she had read this e-mail. And one must assume it came from Belinkie.

“There have been so many twists and turns, high and lows,” Rain said, fumbling for a correct way to put things while not losing it. She talked about how KSEX started with the original owner Mike Rick and how after Rick’s untimely death, his brother Chris took over.

When Belinkie bought the company, it was still broadcasting out of Burbank. And Rain talked about how the staff stayed on out of loyalty even when the station moved this past summer to Chatsworth.

“It was a huge family environment,” Rain said. “We wanted to keep it that way forever.”

Referring to the e-mail, Rain, never one to mince words, said she was more pissed off with its contents than hurt.

“I felt like someone was shaking my hand and fucking me in the ass,” she stated.

“The company took a wide right,” Rain continued, referring to the management philosophy. “I prefer the KSEX of old. It’s time for me to go. But it’s not a bad thing.”

Rain went on to talk about how KSEX used to be good-hearted fun but how that all changed.

“It’s time for me to cut it and move on,” she continued. “But leaving the fans is the hardest part. I wouldn’t have been around this long if it wasn’t for them. The loyalty you guys have given me was the best ever.”

Rain described the energy as more like hanging out with a bunch of roommates.

The show signed off after a couple more auld lang synes. Then Cuzz muttered off air, “That fuckin’ idiot made this happen.”

Probably anticipating that she’d do something like this, Belinkie then called the station and told Soxxx to get Rain’s key to the building.

“No class,” Rain sniffled. “Fuck you.” But she wasn’t saying this to Soxxx.

“He’s a fat piece of fuck,” Cuzz continued. And he wasn’t talking about Soxxx.

“He has the nerve to call me names after what he put me through,” Rain added which may have been a tip to the e-mail’s contents.

“You got your fuckin’ [Porno] Dan. Let him run this place into the ground,” Rain said shaking her head.

I hugged Rain outside and said good night. It was a cold night. Probably just like the contents of that e-mail.

“It wasn’t supposed to be like this,” I could hear Cuzz muttering in the background.