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Looking lovelier than ever, Michael Jackson told 60 Minutes that it’s alright to sleep with kids. It’s really alright. It is. Well damn it, it just is.

New York- Michael Jackson says he would still take a young child into his bed – just not at Neverland. In his first interview since his arrest on kiddie-sex charges, the accused molester told “60 Minutes” he believes it’s fine to sleep with children.

“Of course. Why not?” the 45-year-old singer said.

GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. [AP] – He was just trying to get some carpet laid. But the people who responded to his ad in a Colorado newspaper thought Chuck Cole had something else in mind.

Cole, who owns an apartment complex that needs some new carpeting , had placed an in the paper in Glenwood Springs that was supposed to start out with the words, “Carpet layer wanted.” But those words were accidentally left out.

So instead, it simply read, “Three-hour quickie! Extra Christmas money. Cash upon completion. Ready right now.”

His cell phone started ringing. The callers were willing to provide services to him, but not the kind he had in mind.

He finally called the newspaper, and the ad was corrected. And Cole finally found a carpet installer.

 

 

 

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