Porn Valley- It was the Fourth of July, and judging by the photo, Dick Nasty dropped his pants and fired a rocket. Wankus was having a barbecue, you see, as the rocket’s red glare at Casa Wankus also featured rich rumors as the following:
> Seymore from Sardos mentions that Tuesday of next week celebrates the second anniversary of karaoke. I’m swearin’ to Seymore up and down that he’s got a double in crime novelist Elmore Leonard. However, the really big story was the fact that actress Julie Michaels, www.juliemichaels.com showed up at Sardos last Friday night. Michaels, if you remember anything at all of the movie Road House, is the big-haired blond who does the bump and grind and shows her tits. The story I’m hearing is that someone got Michaels to flash at Sardos and that Michaels was encouraged to come out for a Tuesday night because it’s quieter. Yeah. Much more quiet.
> At the mention of Porn Star Karaoke and the fact that Defiance Films was the sponsor of this week’s PSK, I’m told a story that Lexi Lamour had been hired to do a teen shoot for Defiance and she was halfway to the set when she got a call offering her a kill fee. Lamour suspects it was because she could pass for a teen like a one dollar bill could pass for a twenty. Now she’s talking about a nose job and an eye job. I also hear that Lamour has some videos from the Nashville days that feature Stormy as a redhead. Stormy was also at the barbecue. Meanwhile, Lamour’s husband, Ethan Page has been getting a lot of work and is shooting for Wicked the end of this week and for Red Light next week.
> I’m told that Mara Epstein was let go from Metro last Friday and that Kenny Guarino and Joey Wilson from Third Degree are involved in a lawsuit.
> I hear that Nicole who did p.r. for Shane’s World is leaving them.
> Add this to the quote from the Clint Eastwood film Sudden Impact about nobody but nobody putting ketchup on a hot dog. Wankus puts macaroni and cheese on his.
> Ed Powers calls Michelle Lay recently and tells her he’s going to make her a star.
> Plans are to run the next KSEX games in September. Black Widow’s Ric Williams says he’s going to defend last year’s championship in the absence of Private. I also hear Williams telling someone that he’s got an outside firm taking care of his 2257 records and that it costs him $2,000 a month. At the barbecue I also meet Robert Goodman, V.P. of Black Widow. Goodman seems to recall an instance where he talked to me years ago concerning a story involving Roxanne Hall and a false HIV positive. Interestingly, Goodman was born in Woodland Hills but bears a British accent.
> Tera Patrick is telling me that she just bought a house in Sherman Oaks and has a “secret house” in Long Island. Patrick asks me if I ever run into P.I. Paul. P.I. Paul is my neighbor, and Tera tells me that she had him run down a phone number for her one time and that he charged her $300.