WORLD WIDE WEB – Tod Hunter sent us a press release pumpin’ up his new site. The beginning part is probably not suppose to be published but it’s too funny to leave out:

WE are pleased to present Tod-Hunter.net.

Please note:

1) Tod has ONE “D.”

2) There is a – (unless you really want to read that the “Tod Hunter” who maintained a Website in the UK no longer maintains a Web site anywhere.)

3) It is Tod-Hunter.NET. Yes, there used to be a Tod-Hunter.com. We bought it, owned it and paid for it annually (along with Todd-Hunter.com.) Actually, there still IS a Tod-Hunter.com. We no longer seem to own it, I’m not sure why, or how. Now that I think of it, I’m pretty sure we know why. If you dial up that particular Web site and oh so briefly observe the site to which you are re-directed, you’ll know why too. If, however, you can figure out how, feel free to drop me a line. Obviously there is someone on the other end of that re-direct a lot more savvy in Website ownership than I am.

Press release follows.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO SIGN ON TO THE PORN SITES…

BURBANK — On January 1, 2004, Tod-Hunter.net joins the feverish group of adult news Internet sites.

After over seven years covering for the adult industry, former AVN Senior Associate Editor Tod Hunter offers his unique and often irreverent perspective on the adult industry. Plus politics, mainstream entertainment and whatever else strikes his fancy. Those of you familiar with Tod and his work need no introduction to his special brand of gossip, news and opinion.

He threatens promises to revive features of his longtime Internet columns including “The Obligatory Friday Mainstream Wrap-Up,” obits of “900-year-old dead guys” and the occasional “E-mails I never clicked on,” and swears hopes he will be updating as often as seven five two, maybe three times a week. The site will also feature reviews of new videos, exclusive interviews and on the set reports.

Tod tells us he will be posting from Las Vegas during Adult Expo “if the Motel 6 phones have jacks. Otherwise, look for updates at Tod-Hunter.net whenever I can make it to the Internet café across from the Monte Carlo. Or buy me a drink and I’ll just tell you the latest, it’s all the same to me.”

Remember, it’s Tod-Hunter (with a hyphen) (dot) NET