Porn Valley- Bill Fox says he’s making a McDonald’s run, can he get me something. Sure, I tell him, a sausage egg McMuffin would be fine. Fox brings back a bag of goodies whereas I’d have figured him for at least a North Hollywood franchise outlet.
Meanwhile Tommy Gunn, who earlier pulls up driving a hot rod, is making flames- the kind you get when you have Mexican, not McDonald’s. But this isn’t a fart and a matchstick fraternity trick. With a little alcohol, a barbecue lighter and an aerosol can, Gunn wants this serious pyro effect created for the boxcover of his latest movie for Assassin Pictures. This is Gunn’s company so Gunn deliberates his every move. Fox, his partner, in essence tells him don’t deliberate so much.
“You want to make greatness? It takes time,” Gunn explains to Fox. Assassin Pictures has shot and released two movies. This is going to be its third. It’s titled Porn Star’s Garage.
Gunn, striding a chopper is sharing the boxcover with Stephanie Tripp and Mika Tan. According to Fox who’s also building her website, it’s never a dull moment when Tripp’s on set. Mika Tan’s no slouch, either, when it comes to dispensing colorful comments. With Scott Nails and Tommy Gunn in the upcoming scene, it was suggested that a double anal might be a possibility. Tan says the first time she ever did a double-anal was also her last time.
“It was horrible,” she laughs. Tan remembers one of the guys being Otto Bauer. She couldn’t think of the other guy. Tripp’s a bit hung over from the New Sensations party the night before but says she took some energy drink she heard about on an infomercial and it helped her a lot. Tripp is very tan, very pretty and has great legs that are quite obvious when she paddles around the studio bare footed. Tan thanks me for the comparison I made to her and Tera Patrick in a story I wrote about Team Tyler’s first movie, Unfaithful Secrets.
Tan is flipping through porn magazines in attempts to find other doctored tranny photos of her with a penis. She says she found one featuring her with a small cock. Tan was insulted that they’d give her a small cock.
Tripp, who’s going to take it in the ass from Tommy Gunn, is talking to Mika about her Wednesday night show on KSEX. Mika says that Aveena Lee, who shares the time slot with her, hasn’t been on the show in about three months and the last time she called, Lee’s phone was disconnected. Tripp says she used to be best friends with Lee.
“With best friends like that, you don’t need enemies.”
Tripp, who seriously dis-invites being mistaken for Stephanie Swift whom she’s often confused with, says she’d be more than happy to come on the show and get naked. Tripp was telling me earlier that she loves walking around naked but that her current boyfriend Mr. Pete doesn’t appreciate it too much when his friends are around. Tripp and Mr. Pete met at TGI Friday’s and have been seeing one another maybe three weeks.
The subject gets around to Tripp’s past boyfriend, the guy who owns a limo company. The last time I heard Tripp’s name mentioned, it had something to do with a story Plus One was telling on KSEX one night. Something about one of the company limos being way late to take Cytherea to her own birthday party, I believe. Tripp says Plus One has this way of getting to know important people.
“Then he coerces them into doing things on credit,” she states. According to Tripp, Plus One racked up a limo bill that was something like $1,000.
“We didn’t give a fuck if the limo was there or not,” says Tripp who was in Hawaii at the time celebrating her boyfriend’s birthday. Tripp says Plus One called her boyfriend in Hawaii asking him where’s the limo. “Call the driver,” says Tripp. “We had no control over the driver coming late. It wasn’t my fault.” Tripp says she still fucks the limo company owner although she’s no longer romantically involved with him.
“If I was Cytherea, I could make so much money,” says Tan wistfully, hearing Cytherea’s name mentioned. Being one-quarter Samoan, Tan says most of the Samoan part is in her ass.
“I’m going on the crack whore diet.”