Porn Valley- He was calling it “a smorgasbord of beauty,” but Tony Batman was having a harder time than cold cuts veteran Ron Jeremy trying to slip into a pair of size 32 trousers.

For the life of him, Batman couldn’t remember Sayurii’s [pictured] name on KSEX, www.ksex.com, the other night.

Sayurii, who’s Chinese, explained that her name comes from a character in Memoirs of a Geisha. Although the character is Japanese, so go figure. Maybe that’s why Batman was thrown for a cultural loop. In any event, Sayurii, who was born in Los Angeles, has been in the business about three weeks and she’s with Shy Love’s agency, Adult Talent Managers. And a good portion of the roster was on Batman’s show.

Which didn’t give Sayurii much to say other than offer a bats left, throws right, baseball card biography. But it was learned that she was a former pre-school teacher and a closet freak.

Sayurii says she needed a total change of occupation and found an ad for the agency in Stiletto magazine. Batman found that gratifying to know since he advertises in it as well.

Justin Syder, who’s running the day-to-day affairs for Love, says Sayurii’s capapble of some amazing stuff.

“There’s a big shortage of hot Asians out there,” he observes.

Veronica Rayne, who also had a few choice comments to make about Jersey Jaxin, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24127, formerly of ATM, mentioned that although she had just joined up with the agency she enjoys the comfort factor of being there forever. Rayne apparently jumped ship from Light House Talent but offered no reasons for the switch.

“She’s a smart business woman,” Rayne is saying of Love. “I can’t see myself leaving her.”

Pared down to 110 pounds, Rayne, who’s including more traveling stops in her porn itinerary, is saying she might as well make a lot of money for those efforts and believes Love’s agency will afford her that opportunity. Rayne mentions that her partner Jack Vegas has also joined up with ATM.

Megan Reese, 22, now enjoying veteran status of 3 1/2 months in the business, is from a Texas town of 500. Love apparently found her on MySpace. And just as Rayne had been explaining Jaxin’s alleged bogeying of her MySpace profile, Reese says the same thing happened to her and thinks Jaxin might have been responsible for it.

Reese has been in about 60 scenes so far [her first was with the 14-inch Richard Mann], and she just added anal to her repertoire. Reese explained that she had been doing it in her personal life and enjoyed it.

Batman observed that Love was an excellent anal trainer.

In the business about eight months and having done about 70 scenes, Carmella Santiago worked mostly in Florida before coming to Los Angeles a couple of week ago. Santiago’s done about a dozen scenes since coming here, and it was Jersey Jaxin- doing perhaps her one last good deed in porn- who hooked her up with Love’s agency. Santiago said she’ll eventually move here permanently from Minnesota where she currently resides.

Although she’s been in the business a couple of months, Gia Gold has also just joined the agency.

Gold, too, cites the fact that she thinks Love’s a sharp businesswoman. Gold also does interracial and said she may be considering anal soon.

From Nebraska where she says there’s a lot of freaky girls, Gold’s done between 30-35 scenes. Her original intention was to come to Los Angeles for school but never went.

“I got into dancing and was recruited at a club,” she explains.

Batman was curious if there was even a city in Nebraska.

“There’s a couple of them,” Gold pointed out. Gold also vowed that she will be a porn star someday.

Tye Davis, who has an affinity for conversation, said she tends not to shut up. In the business a little more than a week, Davis did her first scene last Wednesday and explained that she met some girl in a club and was told she’d be good at porn. Davis was then introduced to Love and Syder.

“They were so comforting,” she says.

Asked if she does anal, Davis replied, “No way!”

From Victorville, Cara Dee, as well, has only been in the business about a week and did a Google seach to find her porn contacts. At the time of her KSEX chat although she had a couple of scenes lined up, Dee had yet to do a scene and didn’t envision herself taking it in the butt. And removing her top on KSEX was actually the first time Dee disrobed for a camera.

Formerly of Gold Star Modeling, Crissy Moon just went over to Love’s agency and said she was very excited about the change. Moon’s been in the business about five months but doesn’t do interracial or anal.

“That kind of scares me,” says Moon, discussing anal. Batman again brought up the fact that Love teaches a technique that might alleviate some of her concerns.

On the other hand, Lauren Lane mentions that she’s just done her first scene- a five man blow bang followed by anal with one of the participants. Love said she’d be giving some of those anal pointers to Lane because that first scene was a little rough for her.

Love announces that she’ll also be repping gay men through her agency.

“I’ve taught guys how to do anal as well,” she says.

Explaining her choice of Syder to run the agency, Love said he was a male version of her.

“I needed someone with the same mentality.”