Budapest- In addition to being “not unattractive” and “highly sexed,” Hungarian women are famous for one other thing. That’s right, cooking porn. That’s why September in Budapest boasts not just one but two erotic trade fairs.

First up this weekend is the Erotika Parádé, which seemingly features every star ever mentioned on Pestiside.hu, including topless DJ Niki Belucci, the ubiquitous Gyo”zike and reality show contestant Majka, as well as Victoria Swinger and all of her naked and lubed-up friends. The second event, the Budapest Erotic Exhibition and Fair, says it is the original industry show and sure is bitching about the new whore on the block.

It takes place on September 22-24, and promises more of the same, with a slightly more sophisticated twist. There will be strippers and lesbian displays, of course, but belly dancing and fashion shows are also on the program. Having said that, the “Kuki és Cici Verseny” – “Willie and Boobie Talent Show” – is sure to be a showstopper.