Porn Valley- JKP contract girl Tyler Faith starts her new KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com, this week. Faith will be on the fourth week of every month. As part of the advance hype, Faith was on The Wanker Show Monday night and brought Alan, the graphics designer, i.e., the boxcover guy from JKP along with her. Wankus was surprised that Faith was on the show in that The Patriots were plying Monday night. But Faith said a promise was a promise.
Noting that she had a good peejay training session with him, Wankus began ragging on Faith about the bewildered phone message Faith left for him which Wankus played on the air last week. Faith explained that she was calling from the airport and was multi-tasking with her appointment calendar which might have added to the confusion. Asked about some of her recent projects, Faith notes that JKP shoots the first week of the month so there’s some lead time to the next shoot.
But she’s very happy with a current project called Fistful of a Musketeer. “It was a lot of fun to film,” she said. “We had costumes and good acting. I didn’t have to act so it was extra good. I hate acting.” Faith said she didn’t get into porn to be an actress.
“I don’t fake it. What are you talking about?” Wankus took the Musketeer comment to segue into the story about the Mouseketeer fourway which he wants to orchestate for his birthday. “I got a whole perverted thing going on. January is my birthday and Daisy [Wankus’s girlfriend] said for my birthday I can have whatever I want. I said I want to go to Disneyland for the weekend with you and a hot porn star.”
Further negotiations made it two porn stars and Faith is one of the possibilities. “I put the feelers out there and started asking people,” Wankusd continued. “They were all saying yes for real. And they weren’t drunk. Daisy is taking applications. We’re going to pick two stars on January 10 to be in the Wankus birthday fuck weekend at Disneyland. Tyler has submitted her name. She’d like to go for this weekend. And Stormy Daniels submitted her name and so did Hannah Harper. First of all you have to be able to have sex with a man named Wankus while wearing Mickey ears at least one point during the weekend. That’s pretty much the requirement.”
Tyler suggested that Wankus make an itinerary of what this whole thing was going to entail. Wankus said someone on the KSEX message board was taking him to task for begging porn stars in order to get laid.
“What part of this did I beg anyone? I just said want to come fuck me for a weekend? All three just said yes.” But Tyler was of the opinion that mouse ears could be a deal breaker. Wankus said Stormy’s request included Wankus to serenade her with When You Wish Upon a Star. “That’s special to her.”
Because Faith is also a Boston Red fan, Lisa Sparxxx said she gor a phone call from a couple of the players in the middle of the night. “On my cellphone.” Wankus said Sparxxx was trying to get some of them to come into KSEX and hang out. One of the players Sparxxx talked to was Mark Bellhorn. “He was busy.” Sparxxx also imagined they were going to have sex at some point. Sparxxx said she heard it from someone else that Bellhorn had a big cock. “That’s why I called him- I said I heard you had a big cock. He’s, like, 9 inches, is that big? I was like shut up.”