Porn Valley- Among the topics they covered on her KSEX show Wednesday night, Tyler Faith and Wankus addressed XPT, the forum run by JM Productions.
“I don’t even know what XXX Porn Talk, www.xxxporntalk.com is,” said Faith.
“You’ve been on that shitty message board site,” Wankus reminded her.
“I’ve never been on it,” Faith swore.
“You have because I’ve seen you look through shit,” said Wankus. “Actually you even sent me links a year and half ago- what the fuck is this- when somebody was saying something about me and you. And you found it on a search engine. Whatever, it’s a shitty little fuckin’ JM-owned; it’s a shitty little fuckin’ thing by a shitty little company, JM.
“Who got indicted…” Faith added.
“They run a message board,” Wankus continued. “It’s a high school fuckin’…I don’t care if people talk shot about me, like, hey, I don’t think Wankus is a good host. Okay fine. That’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it. But when somebody says Wankus sucks cock and licks fuckin’ semen/splooge…there’s nothing to talk about any more and now you’re just being high school.”
“Now you’re just a moron,” Faith added.
“And that’s how the whole site is,” said Wankus. “And most of it is run by the same guy under different aliases and shit like that.”
“Especially now he’s really fucking bored because he’s indicted,” Faith reminded listeners.
“When he’s not talking 2257 he’s talking shit online,” Wankus added. “But now you’re getting e-mails from people who are saying you’re signed in over there, Tyler Faith posting and you’re not. And you’re posting in favor of trannies and Christian which you’re not!”
“What the fuck is that all about?” Faith wondered aloud.
“Someone’s fuckin’ with you,” suggested Wankus. To which Faith said she was going to write the guy back who e-mailed her in the fist place.
“The guy who wrote the e-mail might be one of the personalities from JM Productions trying to get you fired up so we can talk about this stupid thing and it gets press,” Wankus suspected.
“Get over it,” replied Faith. “Why me? Why, because I don’t like trannies?”
“Let me say, I do not not like trannies,” she said. “I have some friends that are transsexuals. I have a girlfriend- she’s a boy- but she dresses up as a girl and she’s from Boston. She’s nice. She works at Avalon in Boston. I met her from the club. So I have no problem with anyone who wants to live their life anyway you want. I have no problem with it. You can touch kids- I don’t care what you do.”
Wankus interrupted her to make sure of what he just heard.
“I don’t care what people do,” Faith repeated. “Just don’t hurt animals. I don’t care. Do whatever you want. But don’t try to tell me that you live your life as a fuckin’ woman when you don’t bleed once a month. You can act like a woman but don’t claim to be a woman. The day you can have a baby then you can talk to me. So I wouldn’t say anything good or bad about transsexuals. I don’t even care. I don’t have the time. I don’t have time to write back my own fan mail. Why would I go on a message board and talk stupid shit?” Faith said she didn’t even have an account with XPT.
Wankus mentioned that someone from XPT was apparently in the KSEX chatroom talking shit.
“Why do people call me a mullet-headed Mid-westerner?” he asked. “Do I look like a mullet-head?” Wankus said the guy from XPT talking shit was again proving his point.
“I’m not a mid-westerner, I’m from New York, so fuck off,” he suggested. “Second of all, what does that have to do with anything? I could care less if you hate me. I know a lot of people who fuckin’ hate me. That’s fine. But give me a reason. Just say I don’t find you funny. Know what? I think you’re an asshole. Know what? I think you’re rude.”
“Most people think I’m an asshole because they read the headlines on Gene Ross’ site, Adultfyi,” Wankus continued. “Most people that meet me are, oh shit, I thought you were a dick.”
“You are, but..” Faith interjected.
“There’s that but, but I really don’t give a shit- I’m having a good time,” said Wankus. “But most people who read a headline- the shit we say looks ten times worse in text. I remember the headline I saw on Tyler Faith that said three abortions.”
“I only had THREE abortions,” Faith laughed.
“That looks horrible, but if you heard that show, it was hysterical,” said Wankus. “We were having fun and laughing.””That actually still is funny, though,” Faith agreed. “I liked that one. I only had three abortions. If I could have, I would have had more.” Faith was being ironic, obviously.
“They’re fuckin’ expensive, though.”
“It’s our job to get the energy going,” Wankus continued. “It’s Gene’ job- and other people who write for different websites- to capture that headline to get you to read that story.”
“Of course,” Faith agreed. “That’s what journalism’s about. How many times- everybody- have you looked at a headline and would be, oh my God, and start reading the story and it sucks? No matter, what. mainstream, anything. But that’s how it goes.”
