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Porn Valley- from www.villagevoice.com – Charie Sheen’s porn star BFF Kacey Jordan gave Radar an interview about her night with totally responsible, together guy Charlie Sheen. In lots of queasy detail. Below, some gems:

* Jordan admitted that the pair hadn’t used contraception and that she had had an abortion recently. She’s not sure if Sheen was the father though.

* On Sheen’s “dream to live his life with all porn stars”: “We would all be waiting for him in his home with his children and we would take care of them. And there would be drugs and alcohol.” Porn stars, drugs, alcohol, children, harmony.

* “I was just impressed he was able to finish really.” Related: “The drugs didn’t even come until the following morning, and then we had sex after he had the drugs. I was really proud of him, I couldn’t believe he could do it.”

* On the purity of Charlie Sheen’s cocaine: “Wow, this cocaine was the purest thing ever, there was no filler at all. I actually got scared I might overdose at one point.”

* Sheen offered the assembled girls (there were four) lots of cars. No one received any cars.

* Cost-benefit analysis of sugar daddies: “You know, you get used to that lifestyle, then you end up having to do everything he says so you can keep it.” But: “It is better to have lots of sugar daddy’s [sic] and rotate them. Yes, I want multiple sugar daddies.”

More than we ever wanted to know about Charlie Sheen’s ability to have sex while coked out. But now we can’t un-know it.