From www.marksfriggin.com- ….Howard came back and said that they were going to play Guess the Tranny now. He said that they were going to have three women come in. Two of them were real women and one was a man. He said that the woman who is a man is actually a porn star. Howard said he worked with Janine Lindenmulder before she went to jail. Howard said they’re going to ask the women questions and try to figure out which one is the Tranny.

Howard said this Tranny claims that she can get straight guys to go along with him when she dates them. Gary asked if that’s gay. Howard said of course it is.

Howard said the Tranny doesn’t usually let guys touch her down below and one time she had a guy pull a gun on her when he figured out what was going on.

Howard asked where the girls were at. They came walking in a moment later. Howard said he was confused because the Tranny was so well disguised. First up was Amie. She was dressed up as a super hero. Howard said he was looking at her and she looked like a woman to him. Gary asked her to remove her glasses. He said he thinks that she’s a chick.

Howard asked Amie if she was a real woman. She said that she was. Gary asked her when she had her last period. She said it was today.

Howard said the next woman had to be a real woman. Howard said her voice was a little bit deep. He said her breasts were pretty big. She said they’re a 36-D. Artie said he has approached hot chicks before and had them turn out to be guys. Howard said that if this chick turns out to be a dude then he’s going to shit on his chair. The woman showed her boobs and Artie said either way he was going to fuck her. Her name was Vaniity. Howard said that’s a very Tranny kind of name.

Robin said she wasn’t sure what kind of questions to ask these women. Vaniity said she had her last period 2 weeks ago. Gary said she’s so hot but her voice is kind of throwing him off. Gary asked Vaniity to put her hands out. He said they were chick hands when he saw them. Howard said her legs were very feminine too.

The third woman was Sasha. Howard said that they’re trying to guess who the Tranny is and he was thinking that her voice was feminine. He asked her when she last had sex. She said that it was about an hour ago. She said that it was actually about 5 hours ago. She was up all night.

Howard said Sasha looked like a real woman to him. Gary said he had a gut feeling who it was but he wasn’t sure. Artie asked if they could all throw out the first pitch at a Mets game to figure out who the Tranny is. Artie said the Tranny was on the couch.

Howard asked for the votes from the guys. Robin said it was Amie. Howard asked Amie what the outfit was that she was wearing. She was wearing a Wonder Woman outfit. She said that was her hero. She had a wig on too. Howard said she had a very feminine voice too and she looked a lot like a woman.

Gary said he was going to say that it wasn’t Sasha because she didn’t have a bulge in her pants. Gary said number 2, Vaniity, was a little manly looking to him. He was picking her.

Fred said that he was going to go with Amie. Benjy got in a vote for Vaniity. Artie said he wrote a poem for all three of them. Artie said that he’s willing to bet $1000 that it’s Vaniity. He said that was his gut feeling.

Howard said he was going to vote next. He said Vaniity is very beautiful and Amie is wearing the Wonder Woman outfit and a Tranny probably wouldn’t do that. He said that Amie threw him off but he’s going to say that it’s Vaniity. Howard said she’s very attractive if that’s the case. Howard said he’s voting for Vaniity.

Howard asked Sasha to drop her pants. She dropped them and there was nothing there except a vagina. Howard said she didn’t even have hanging labias. Artie didn’t like that they were going to do it this way.

Howard asked Amie to drop her pants next. She pulled her pants down and there was nothing there except a vagina. They were right, it was Vaniity. She pulled down her pants and showed that she had a package down there. Howard said she had a great backside, face and breasts.

The guys were shocked when they saw the penis on Vaniity. Howard said he wasn’t circumcised. Gary said his cock looked like Eddie the Produce Guy’s.

Vanity is the guy who banged Janine in her porno. She said that Janine was very sweet. Howard said it’s very weird to be a Tranny and want to have sex with a woman. Vaniity said he didn’t choose to be that way. He was tucking in his penis as he was talking. Howard asked him to show how he does that. Vaniity showed what he does and how he keeps it tucked there. He said that he can get a boner and it still stays down there. He said it stays curved down there though.

Vanity said that he doesn’t want to get an operation to get it changed to a vagina because there’s no guarantee that he’ll feel anything. He said he wouldn’t want to go through life not feeling anything.

Howard told Vaniity that he looks like a girl and it’s pretty amazing. Howard said he thinks he’s one of the best looking women he’s seen.

Gary asked Vaniity if he goes out and fools guys in the bars. He said he used to do that but not anymore. He said that doesn’t happen now. Howard asked what he would do when he would take guys home. He said that they would get drunk and he’d be able to keep them off of him pretty well. He said he would blow them and they’d be happy and he’d just never call them back.

Howard asked Vaniity about the guy who pulled a gun on him one time. Vaniity said she asked for a ride from a guy who was driving by and he turned out to be a cop. He drove him to the club she was going to and this cop flipped out when he saw him hitting on some other guys. He said the cop brought him back to his place and the guy ended up feeling his package down there. He tired to run out but the guy pulled a gun on her and told her to stop. Vaniity said that he told the guy to put the gun down and he did. He said that he called to report the incident and they told him he deserved what he got.

Howard asked Vaniity if his life was difficult growing up. He said it was. He said he was teased about his high voice and being kind of feminine. He said he always had a high voice and he was always a feminine guy.

Howard asked Vaniity if she ever had any surgery. He said he never did. He said he doesn’t even have that much body hair and no facial hair and the looks just came naturally. He said that he thinks that this all came about in the womb.

Vanity said he got his boobs about 10 years ago. Howard asked Fred about being fooled. Fred said he thinks that he could have been fooled but if he had taken a chick like that home and ended up in sword fight, it would be over.

Howard said a lot of guys are going to be confused by this. Vaniity said that a lot of straight guys take her home even when they find out that he’s a guy. Vaniity said that guys have gone down on him even though they’re straight. Howard said the guys must bang him in the ass. He said he has banged the guys in the ass too.

Howard asked if she’s like the perfect woman because she’s basically a guy. Vaniity said he must be the perfect guy. Artie asked if it’s true that he has Mets season tickets. Vaniity said he didn’t know anything about that.

Howard asked Amie about getting two votes. She said she was fine with that. she said that she strips, models and acts. That’s why she was in the Wonder Woman outfit and she didn’t mind that they gave her some votes. she gave out her Myspace account at Myspace.com/funmonitor

Sasha said that she’s a porn star and she’s been in a lot of stuff. She said that she’s got a bunch of new movies coming out and gave some plugs for a couple of web sites like BlowGuard.com. She told Howard about the DP (Double Penetration) movies that she does. Howard said he doesn’t get how that works so she had to fill him in on the details.

Howard said that Vaniity was very lovely and asked her what kind of movies he does. He said that he did the Janine movie and has done both men and women on film. You can find out more at FreeJanine.com or VaniitysHardDrive.com.

Howard gave Sasha some plugs for the Blow Guard thing and asked her what that was all about. She had an explanation for it but no one seemed to understand what she was talking about.

Howard asked Vaniity about the guy he’s seeing. He told Howard that the guy is straight and the guys he works with don’t know that he’s with him.

Ralph called in and said he knew within 2 seconds that Vaniity was a dude. He said the voice was a giveaway. Howard said when he walked in he couldn’t tell. Gary said they were sober too and if you were in a bar you could be fooled even easier. Howard thanked the ladies for coming in and went to break a short time later.