Vicky Vette, star of Sodomy Sandwiches, along with Quasarman lookalike Tom Byron [or is it the other way around?] were guests on The Wanker Show Monday night with Wankus & Rebecca Love at KSEX.

Wankus noted that he and Byron had been previously at odds but have since “kissed and made up.” Wankus called it a historic moment because he had been trashing Byron on the airwaves for about a year. “You had every right to,” Byron said. Wankus said Byron was a “dick” the night he met him.

“It was a bad day and vodka and a bad day don’t go together,” Byron replied. Vette, who has been on Quasarman’s Distorted Reality Show, suggested that Byron and Wankus hug and make up. For fans new to the game, Wankus had Byron provide a recap of his career which began in May of 1982. Sexually, there haven’t been too many big name female porn stars that have gotten past him, said Byron.

Wankus was curious about Traci Lords and whether she was a bitch. “She was great,” said Byron. “Are you kidding me?” Asked if Lords was underage at the time, Byron said he was afraid so, noting that Lords had a bearing way beyond her years. Byron said he was often matched with older women, Wankus pointing out that it was MILFs with Afros back then. “Brillo pads,” Byron added. For his part, Byron kept things pretty trim, according to him and got to work with Marilyn Chambers in his first feature. “It was me, her another guy and it was really coked out.” Byron agreed that many of the porn sets followed that basic description.

“But I didn’t indulge that much. I was there to make my mark and be the good All-American boy next door.” Wankus observed that Vette had been the subject of some headlines when she first got into the business.

“It was my second scene I ever did and it was a little bit difficult,” Vette replied. “I didn’t know what I was doing. I’m not going to blame it on them (Anabolic).” Wankus observed that Vette seemed a bit annoyed at the question. “I guess Robert Ferrara from Modelgig stood up for you,” Wankus said. “I heard that you were ticked off, like, hey, mind your own business-thing. Is that true?” Vette seemed reluctant to talk about it. “I was supposed to work for him in Vegas- he wanted to be my agent,” Vette explained. “Then I signed with Derrick at Direct Models. And he required exclusivity so I guess Robert was a little ticked about that.” Vette said when the incident occurred, she had to cancel a lot of work the next two weeks.

“I was supposed to go to Vegas and had to cancel that as well.” Vette said she was brand new at the time, that her first scene as well as second were d.p.s. Vette said she tends to dive head first into everything. “I love d.p.s,” she said. “But doing it in your personal life is different than doing it on camera.” Vette noted that she and her husband have been swingers for years. Vette, 38, started lingerie and bikini modeling back in February and because she has nor problem being naked, made the transition into hardcore. Vette sent a picture into Hustler Beaver Hunt. Vette said she’s in the holiday issue of Hustler and urged fans to tear out the page with the ballot and vote for her. She’s Beaver #4, apparently. Vette said she loves the business and learned a lot from her unfortunate experience.

Byron said she got the hang of things by the time she appeared in his movie. “I love it. I wish I had started ten-fifteen years ago,” Vette said of the business. Wankus had guessed Vette’s age at 25 with Vette stating that her parents don’t know that she’s in the business and would probably freak for awhile upon first learning of it. Vette aid her parents were divorced a long time ago, mentioning that her mother, likewise, was “a horny bitch.”

Temptations aside, asked if he was still making cameos, Byron said he put in his 20 and declines to appear in any more vids. “It was great and it’s time to move on. No one wants to see my fat ass any more.” Byron said EvolutionErotica has been putting out product since August. Wankus said it’s been the talk of the town.

“I know what I’m doing,” said Byron. “I know how to make good porn. It’s not brain surgery but it’s not the easiest thing in the world to do, either. It’s working out.” Byron’s game plan is diversity. “I want to have something for everybody,” he told Wankus. “I want to go into different directions. I have this guy, Guy Capo. He has a different take on things and it should be interesting.” Byron said so many companies are clones of each other in that they all want to be the next Anabolic or Redlight.

“It’s all coming together,” said Byron, noting that performers now realize the quality of product being put out by Evolution and want to be part of it. “I haven’t seen one bad review,” said Wankus noting the one hysterical exception being the one voiced by a fan who complained about Evolution’s alleged break-away packaging. “Someone reviewed your packaging,” Wankus told Byron. “His packaging broke; it fell off his coffee table,” Byron mused. More laughable said Wankus was the fact that it got headlines. “You have to take care of your package,” Byron advised the fan.

As part of her long term goals, Vette said she’s thought about directing but is taking it one day at a time for now. Meanwhile Co-ho Rebecca Love kept chiding Wankus and Byron about the kiss ass session they seemed to be having. Byron also noted that Vette was going to be doing a gangbang for his company in December. Asked if she’s done one before Vette asked Wankus what he considered a gangbang. Vette’s had orgies in her personal life, according to her. Wankus was curious how that worked out at parties, if there was something akin to a conga line. Wankus also said he got an invite to Kylie Ireland’s condoms-only, industry-only orgy in December but that it conflicted with the KSEX Listeners Choice Awards.

Asked how things worked at her orgies, Vette said everyone brought condoms. Vette said it really sucked. “I hate condoms- especially anal sex with a condom is horrible.” Since Vette’s gangbang didn’t have a title as yet, Wankus threw out Demolishing the Vette as a possibility noting that Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia had recently been razed. “A little too obscure,” Byron thought.