Porn Valley- Violet Blue on her KSEX show, www.ksexradio.com last week reported that she had been to The Bunny Ranch.

“I’m really thinking about going to work,” she said. Johnny Rock said they didn’t want to leave, where they wanted to call Wankus and tell him that they weren’t able to come in. Blue said if not for her obligations, she would really have been tempted to stay.

“All of our drinks were free.” Blue suspected that the tab was being handled by HBO. “We got completely plastered. It was definitely crazy.”

Blue went on to offer a physical description of the environs. “It’s really plush and the furniture’s red and the carpet is leopard-printed. And the girls are actually gorgeous. There was like one or two girls that were so-so, but all the other ones were very, very beautiful. Almost super model hottage.”

Blue said there was a cute little blond girl named Alex. “She sleeps with her baby-blankey just like me so you guys should go and fuck her.”

Blue said Dennis Hof talked to her about coming to the Ranch and doing some work. “For a minimal fee,” she laughed. Blue said it was incredible as far as the money some of the girls make. Rock said it’s been known for some guys to come in and drop $20,000 to $30,000 on a single weekend.

“That’s just so crazy,” said Blue. “It’s hard to believe but yet it isn’t.” Rock said there was a plethora of gorgeous women to choose from. “It’s hard not to spend the money,” said Blue. Rock said he could see dropping $5,000 to spend four hours partying “and doing everything you’ve ever wanted to do.”

Blue said there was a shower room and a bondage room that was really beautiful. “And each girl has her own individual little room as well. And they have tons of these bungalow-type places in the back that are basically for VIP’s to stay. They’re really nice. It doesn’t look like much on the outside but you get inside it is plush. It is really, really nice and very clean.”

Blue said she was almost shocked at Hof’s standards of cleanliness. “The ash trays were always clean. You put a cigarette out in it and it was like the Belaggio. Somebody comes by, scoops it up.” Rock said he felt bad about using the ashtrays because they were crystal clear. It was a very, very classy place.

“This wasn’t a five-minute suck & fuck shop,” Rock continued. “This is a place that people can go with their wife or their girlfriend and go fulfill fantasies and just play and have a good time.”

“The girls are very sweet,” Blue added. “You can tell that they’re very well taken care of. Dennis loves each and every one of those little girls. He takes care of them and it’s amazing. I was so shocked how great it was. Dennis is the man. He really is. He’s great, and the stories.”

Rock said if he had the money, power, prestige and the women Hof has, “I’d be a fuckin’ asshole. I’d be a dick. I can see how it would be so easy to. He’s so approachable and laid back and down to earth and just a very nice guy.”

Blue notes that the Ranch was buying a bar & grille across the street. “They bought it already. They’re putting in a bunch of new stuff and said something about remodeling as well. That’s really cool.”

Blue said she had been on Pornucopia and when she got to the Ranch the HBO people told her they couldn’t use her. “We can use Johnny but we can’t use you. Bummer.” Blue said one producer called the other producer who called the head person. “Or head director or whatever it is. They’re like can we use her.” One of the producers was apparently told that Blue was a dominatrix.

“I don’t know why she was told that,” said Blue. “So she called them and they’re, like, sure, go ahead use her. Everything’s good. We did end up getting to do what we were planning on doing. We also had a wonderful girl- Chantel Lace- she was hot. What was weird, she totally had an accent. But while we were doing our scene, she didn’t. She’s very good at hiding her [southern] accent. She’s a very down to earth lady, very pretty and very cool. I kept telling her that she needed to dress like a naughty secretary. Because she had the glasses and the red hair.”

According to Blue, Lace confided to her that she hadn’t done much of this before. “But she took to it like there was no tomorrow. She knew exactly what to do. And she had no problems whatsoever. I guess when you deal with men on a regular basis you get so good at dealing with them. It doesn’t matter what you’re doing to them.”

“We made Johnny Rock give us foot massage first,” Blue continued. “We had him take off my nylons and we tied him up and spanked him a lot. We gagged him with my panties. Then we tied him up in a different position and tickle tortured him.”

Rock said that was the worst. “I’m going to be like on national television getting paraded around in my underwear with panties stuck in my mouth.”

Blue said she employed some hardcore ticking. “I wanted to make him pee but I didn’t.” Rock noted that Blue talked him into going to the tanning bed [before the HBO shoot], and he turned a bright lobster, as a result.

“Anybody who’s listens to the show or have seen this show before knows I’m a complete fucking moron,” admitted Rock. “Of course I didn’t pay attention to how long I was supposed to stay in.” Consequently, Rock learned a lot of interesting home remedies for sunburn. “Camomile tea and lavender oil in the bath water. The other one is taking Vitamin E and Vitamin C internally- antioxidants like pomegranate and blueberry juice.”

Someone in the chatroom mentioned Sunset Thomas, to which Blue commented: “Dennis was saying that Sunset was talking some smack about him but as far as I know, she’s not doing that any more. She kind of stopped because she didn’t want to get sued- I guess.”

For the HBO scene, Blue said she got a leash and a collar and by this point Rock was in his underwear. “He has my underwear in his mouth which are soaking wet- I couldn’t even put them back on. I made him crawl on his hands and knees all around the parlor of The Bunny Ranch , all the way down the hallway.”

Chantel also rode Rock.

“I actually thought it was kind of fun,” Rock said. “I was enjoying it. I would have been more than happy to carry her all over the place.” Blue said she rode Rock all over the place just to show everyone he was a little bitch and that they could do anything they wanted to do with him. “At least when he’s getting paid for it.”

For the purposes of the show, Blue said she worked for The Bunny Ranch. “Even though I’m not yet.” The operative word being yet, said Rock.

“He [Hof] wants me to work there really bad,” said Blue. “He said that he would really like to take me to the next level. I don’t know. Maybe he wants to have sex with me.”

Blue said it was fun just listening to Hof’s stories. “He has so many stories- and talking about girlfriends- when he first dates them they’re not as attractive and when he breaks up with them they’re really attractive.” Blue told Hof money will do that to you.

“It’s like the swan, when you have money it’s really easy to be beautiful; when you don’t have money, that’s the challenge.”

Rock thinks maybe he and Blue had 6 hours of sleep in their two days at The Bunny Ranch.

“We ended up staying and just sitting at the bar until 4 in the morning,” Blue said. “It wasn’t very busy. I saw probably one guy an hour on the average come in. Most of the girl went to bed. But whenever that bell rings they come a-running from all over the place. Sometimes they don’t have their makeup on or nothing.”

According to Blue, there was a cute little black girl there who had braces and glasses. “She was absolutely adorable and so tiny. Her waist was probably 19 inches at the most.”

Rock thinks the great thing about the place is that they cater to every one of his fetishes. “There’s a girl running around with a baby-blanky. There’s a girl running around in a Catholic school girl outfit. There’s a girl running around in braces and glasses…”

Rock said there was also Air Force Amy. “A little older but voluptuous as all hell.” Blue said Amy is wild as hell.

“There was quite a few new girls there that night. There were a few girls saying they were relatively new. They’re getting new girls all the time.” Hof apparently told Rock that in the last year the ranch had close to 5,000 girls there.

Blue said it was suggested that she go there once a month to do her thing.