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Wankus: Good Job, Summer!

Wankus posts on www.wankus.blogspot.com: Everyone’s talking about the Summer Haze All Girl Gang Bang. While most of it isn’t very supportive, the good news for the Haze camp is…everyone’s talking about the Summer Haze All Girl Gang Bang.

Okay, so she hoped to slam through 300 babes with a camera mounted strap on. Okay so she hoped at worse, at least 60 girls would show up for a good variety and to complete an official record.

Well, it didn’t work out that way. Does that mean the day was a failure? Absolutely not! People need to remember the purpose of this event. In fact, I think that the production’s producer, Craig Valentine also needs to remember the purpose of this event…..TO SELL AN ADULT DVD!

Okay, if she really broke a record, wow, neato, cool. But in the grand scheme of making porn…who cares? This is an event that is designed to give fans a variety of pussy on camera, gettin’ plowed so they can jack off to it.

Having me, Ron Jeremy and Rod Fontana host the event was a bonus because it added an element of comedy to the event, but again, the majority of fans aren’t going to buy this tape because a record was broken. They’re going to buy it because there’s a lot of pussy gettin’ pounded, end of story!

Yes, there were like 16 or 17 girls total. Yes, in my opinion, some of them were ugly as fuck…but for every girl I find HOT, someone else finds her ugly. For every girl I find ugly, someone else finds her hot. Who cares? There’s a girl in this production for everyone and the consumer who buys this thing is obviously not buying it to see his ONE favorite porn star. He’s buying it because he likes the idea of a bunch of girls together, gettin’ fucked with no dick or hairy man ass in the mix.

For those reasons alone, the event was a huge success.

Which gang bang has really reached the records they set out to achieve? Houston 500? NO. That was 30 guys getting back in line and doing her again and again. Same with that Eurpean chick who did 3000, can’t remember her name right now-sad too because she blew me once. She told me herself it was 35 guys. The only person I think that came close was Victoria Givens 101 Anal Gang Bang where she had something like 80 or 90 different guys and only a few repeats.

Regardless, which consumer at home is keeping score? “Oh…I saw that person already!” They’re not. They’re buying these productions because they’re novelties and they like the idea of a group thing. It helps them with their little rape-train fantasies or whatever.

Then you’re gonna say, “Oh well then they’re promoting a lie!” Oh my god! Are you serious? Bullshit in marketing? Say it ain’t so!

Do you really think all the callers on mainstream radio are real? Do you really think the guy who won the brand new mercedes on 97.whatever got it from a random drawing? Do you really think TV reality shows are real all the time? If you do, you obviously don’t know the entertainment business. Marketing lies, otherwise known as “creativity” are everywhere, in every business and after doing this for a while, I don’t really have a problem with it so long as the final production is entertaining and everyone involved was treated fairly.

“Yeah but how do the guy gang bangs get at least 30-40 dudes and this one only got 17?”

Money.

You’re asking girls that WORK in porn, shoot porn to pay their bills and use this life as a career to come to an event FOR FREE and get fucked on camera. There are some girls that will be happy to do it for the promotional value and that’s all well and good. But most of these girls do this job because it pays. Guys come to a gang bang because they’re FANS and they want to poke the porn star. Girls who work in this business could care less.

It’s really simple if you look at it the right way.

The bottom line is Summer, Craig, Rob Spallone and the crew did a really good job making this production. When the final DVD is released, fans should be treated to an entertaining movie with a variety of girls, funny commentating and some great behind the scenes.

Good job Summer!

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