In the immortal words of ’60’s songstress Doris Troy, just one look- that’s all it took. And just one look from Stormy at Tuesday night’s karaoke was all it took for Wankus to go off on one of his patented KSEX sermonettes.

“We had a very interesting introduction with porn star Stormy last night. Wankus and Stormy met for the first time,” Wankus told his audience Wednesday night. When asked by Michele Raven how that was, Wankus let out a noise similar to a fat lady slipping out of a girdle.

Wankus said he had never met Stormy before but she recently made comments on the Jonathan Morgan DVD, Space Nuts, about cast member Katie Morgan, a KSEX co-ho, being dumb as a pile of rocks. The matter was discussed on Wankus’ Friday night show last week but as far as Wankus himself was concerned, he had nothing against Stormy. “We never had any battles; I never blasted her on the air,” Wankus explained, noting that when she and Pat Myne got married, he congratulated them on the adultfyi website. “I thought everything was great between us. Why wouldn’t it be?” Wankus went on to describe the situation at karaoke where Wankus asked Aria, a friend of Stormy’s to make an introduction.

At first Stormy was all smiles but when she realized it was Wankus, Stormy gave the pjay the bum’s rush. “She took her hand away and turned the fuck around,” said Wankus noting that it was a good thing the Dago Bomber wasn’t there or he would have punched Stormy in the face on general hand-shaking principles. Which has been the case at Sardos in the past.

With a battery of witnesses watching the goings-on, Wankus told Stormy that it was nice to meet her. She ignored him. “I’m super nice until you fuck with me,” said Wankus about the situation. “Then I’m like, okay, it’s on, bitch.”

Wankus again tried to get Stormy’s attention and she met the effort with a half-assed, you should drop dead in a pile of diarrhea smile. “I don’t get it. I’ve got no qualms with this chick,” Wankus continued. Wankus said because the story was reported on adultfyi.com, people expected him to trash Stormy in kind. “But I don’t know what to trash her for except first impressions,” Wankus said. “I don’t know her. But she gave me the look of, ‘oh, I heard about you- you’re one of those fucking assholes.’ That’s the kind of look I got. That’s the kind of behavior she gave me. But we never met so she really doesn’t know me at all. If we had met and she found me to be an asshole, that makes sense. I could accept that and we’re done.”

Wankus said even if it was bad things she heard about him, Stormy had no reason to be a stuck-up cunt. “She’s acting like a stuck-up whore. She’s acting like Devon from Digital Playground having dinner with a homeless man.” Wankus went on to describe how when he first met Dee she assumed that he was an asshole from previous stories she might have heard. “She was scared to do my show.” Dee, at the urging of publicist Harry Weiss did it and now, according to Wankus, has her own show nd is a frequent hanger-out-er. “People are so funny. They just assume somebody’s an asshole because they heard in the industry pow-wow that he’s an asshole.”

Wankus said a similar thing occurred between him and Tom Byron but that they have since buried the hatchet and Byron will be on the show in the future.

As an official comment on the Stormy situation, Wankus said if he was to judge Stormy on first impressions, she’s a stuck-up bitch. “But I’m not going to do that. I want to get more information. I want to get more on the situation on why she acted that way, and then I will assess my public opinion on a later date. And if it turns out that she’s still a cunt, I will let you know.”