Porn Valley- Two games down and 14 to go this week. The Atlanta Falcons took it to the Detroit Lions and Denver barely got by Dallas on Thanksgiving Day. But as far as turkeys go you had to wait until today to get another glimpse of the magnificent Brett Fav-ruh, movie star.
You thought we were going to say future Hall of Fame quarterback, but after that piece of shit performance Fav-ruh had this past Monday night against The Minnesota Vikings, Fav-ruh might as well peddle his credits in There’s Something About Mary in hopes that his option gets picked up by Tinseltown. Yup, there was a disconcerting rumor floating around ESPN before the game that Fav-ruh was coming back to Green Bay next year.
In the Vikings game, Fav-ruh threw to no one in particular and his weak passes were dropped by no one in particular. So this leads us to believe that the T.O- less Philadelphia Eagles may have a chance of winning a game. God, we’re glad that the T.O. suspension has been upheld because the Birds have certainly been losing better and better with that new team unity they’ve discovered. Which is ironic because T.O. was suspended in part for agreeing to a certain extent with Michael Irvin that the Eagles would have been better off with Fah-ruh and not Donovan McNabb.
Here’s the schedule followed by the Adultfyi’ers picks including their updated records from Thursday:
Sunday: St. Louis at Houston; Carolina at Buffalo; San Diego at Washington; San Francisco at Tennessee; Chicago at Tampa Bay; Baltimore at Cincinnati; New England at Kansas City; Cleveland at Minnesota; Miami at Oakland; Jacksonville at Arizona; NY Giants at Seattle; Green Bay at Philadelphia; New Orleans at NY Jets
Monday night: Pittsburgh at Indianapolis
John Gray [109-53]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Arizona, Seattle, Philly, Jets, Indy
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [107-55]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, SF, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Philly, Jets, Indy
Steve Seidman [106-56]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Philly, New Orleans, Indy
Sean from Porn Legends [104-58]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Chicago, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Green Bay, Jets, Indy
Gene Ross [104-58]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tennessee, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jacksonville, Seattle, Philly, New Orleans, Indy
Nick from Adult Rental [104-58]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Green Bay, Jets, Indy
Harry Weiss [103-59]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Chicago, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Green Bay, New Orleans, Indy
Chris from KSEX [101-61]: St. Louis, Carolina, Washington, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, Kansas City, Cleveland, Miami, Jax, Seattle, Green Bay, Jets, Indy
Steve from Mallcom [101-61]: St. Louis, Carolina, SD, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, Kansas City, Cleveland, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Philly, New Orleans, Indy
Bill Margold [98-64]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Tampa bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Philly, Jets, Indy
Shannon from Adult DVD Empire [96-66]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Chicago, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Green Bay, New Orleans, Pittsburgh
Steve Lane [95-67]: St. Louis, Buffalo, Washington, San Francisco, Chicago, Cincy, N England, Minnesota, Oakland, Jax, Seattle, Green Bay, New Orleans, Indy
Wankus [94-68]: Houston, Carolina, San Diego, SF, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Miami, Arizona, Giants, Philly, Jets, Indy
Plus One [94-68]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Cleveland, Miami, Jax, Giants, Green Bay, Jets, Indy
Serenity [93-69]: St. Louis, Carolina, Washington, Tenn, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Miami, Arizona, Giants, Green Bay, Jets, Indy
Steve Volponi [92-70]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, SF, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Miami, Arizona, Seattle, Philly, Jets, Pittsburgh
Billy the Crystal [84-78]: St. Louis, Carolina, San Diego, Tennessee, Tampa Bay, Cincy, New England, Minnesota, Miami, Jax, Seattle, Philly, Jets, Indy