Porn Valley- I looked at today’s NFL schedule to see if the Lancaster Deadbeats were playing. That’s a team from California headed by Nicole London and her husband Robert Hunington. I couldn’t find them but came to something very close- the story about Ricky Williams. Now, after being given every chance in the world to reinstate himself- Williams has gone off the deep end again and refuses to play ball. Ricky’s erratic come and go philsophy we can figure. He smokes dope.

I’m in the middle of reading a great book. It’s called The Grifters. It’s about deadbeats. Nicole London and her husband Robert Hunington might want to read this book and make a porn movie about it. It might even been as good as the other one they did called Spun Out where Steve Hatcher spends the whole movie scratching himself. If you want to watch an entire movie where porn people scratch themselves I recommend getting it. But getting back to the book, there’s a passage where the main character talks about Philadelphia and how the city has a way of turning a tan complexion to a “sallow pallor”. And I’m wondering if that applies to the Green Bay Packers who go into Philly with the gleam of a six game win streak.

Now as much as I like Philly, the sad realization comes my way that Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb can’t win the tough games. Look how the Steelers turned McNabb into a deadbeat- a fugitive running out of the pocket looking for the quick escape and finding none. I think the same scenario plays out today in Philly. I’m calling for Green Bay as is Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, and Wankus. Wankus I can figure making some of the avant garde picks he’s made this year. At the KSEX award show Saturday night, Wankus was wearing an electric pinstriped zoot suit.

Another interesting game is New England at Cleveland. I’m calling New England but I got a feeling that Cleveland by scoring 48 points and losing last week to Cincinnati doesn’t give a shit and is going to throw flea flickers and run Statue of Liberty plays. This could be the upset. Billy The Crystal is calling Cleveland as is Harry Weiss. Minnesota at Chicago could be a shell shocker. If Chicago plays like it did against Dallas on Thanksgiving then this game will be a joke. But Chicago has been burning me all year. So by my picking the Vikes, the Bears are guaranteed a win. Guaranteed. Nobody, though in their right Adultfyi mind has picked Chicago in this game, however. And then you have Pittsburgh at Jacksonville and Jacksonville always gives Pittsburgh a tough time.

Here’s this week schedule followed by the picks.

Arizona at Detroit; Buffalo at Miami; Houston at New York Jets; Minnesota at Chicago; Tennessee at Indianapolis; Cincinnati at Baltimore; San Francisco at St. Louis; Atlanta at Tampa Bay; Carolina at New Orleans; New England at Cleveland; Dever at San Diego; Kansas City at Oakland; New York Giants at Washington; Green Bay at Philadelphia; Pittsburgh at Jacksonville.

Monday night: Dallas at Seattle

Harry Weiss [122-54]: Detroit, Buffalo, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta, New Orleans, Cleveland, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Seattle

Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com [117-59]: Detroit, Buffalo, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, New England, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Seattle

Shannon from www.adultdvdempire.com [115-61]: Detroit, Buffalo, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, New Orleans, New England, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Seattle

Gene Ross [113-63]: Detroit, Miami, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta, New Orleans, New England, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Seattle

Sean from www.pornlegends.com [108-68]: Detroit, Miami, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, New England, San Diego, Oakland, Washington, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, Seattle

Sports Swami [106-70]: Arizona, Buffalo, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta, Oakland, New England, Denver, Kansas City, New York Giants, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Seattle, The Lancaster Deadbeats

Wankus [106-70]: Detroit, Buffalo, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Baltimore, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, New England, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Seattle

Porno Steve [99-77]: Detroit, Buffalo, Houston, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, New England, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, Seattle

Steve from www.lvni.com [98-78]: Detroit, Buffalo, Houston, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, New England, San Diego, Kansas City, New York Giants, Green Bay, Jacksonville, Seattle

Billy The Crystal [94-82]: Arizona, Buffalo, New York Jets, Minnesota, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, St. Louis, Atlanta, Carolina, Cleveland, Denver, Kansas City, New York Giants, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Seattle