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Week 17: There’s No Next Week, Says Joe Theismann, Unless You Count the Playoffs

With an 8 game lead going into the final week of the season, Karl the Birdman hasn’t won it all yet in the Adultfyi football pool.

There’s a mathematical possibility that runner-up Willie D could take it all, but he’d have to have a perfect weekend, with the Birdman winning less than nine games.

But, as of this posting, Willie hasn’t submitted his picks so all of this remains moot at this point.

Here’s how the Adultfyi line looks for tonight’s game featuring the unbeaten New England Patriots going against the NY Giants:

New England: Gene Ross, Billy the Crystal, Karl the Birdman, Tim Case, John Gray, Jack Spade, Sean from www.pornlegends.com ; Dan Davis, Mastrick, Steve Lane, www.serenity.net ; Brian Wallace, Ryan from Jerry’s Deli, Serenity, www.serenity.net ; Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com

NY Giants: Wankus, Mike Dickinson

VITALS [NY Daily News]
THE LINE: Patriots by 13 1/2
TV: Ch. 9, Ch. 4, Ch. 2, NFL Network (Bryant Gumbel, Chris Collinsworth)
RADIO: WFAN-660 AM (Bob Papa, Dick Lynch, Carl Banks); Nationwide on Westwood One (Don Criqui, John Dockery)
FORECAST: In the mid to high 30s with winds around 9 mph.

INJURY IMPACT
The Pats’ pass protection could be weakened if RT Nick Kaczur has to miss the game with a foot injury. He did not work Thursday. Neither did tight end Kyle Brady, who missed last week’s game with an ankle injury. He is also very involved in protection. For the Giants, RB Ahmad Bradshaw (calf), WR Sinorice Moss (back) and CB Kevin Dockery (hip) missed practice and might be rested. WR Plaxico Burress practiced back-to-back for the first time all season.

FEATURE MATCHUPS
C Shaun O’Hara vs. NT Vince Wilfork: The Giants’ O-line will have its hands full, but if it can get onto the Patriots’ linebackers, the Giants can play this game on their terms. It starts here. Wilfork is a stud who’s not going to be pushed around, and with Richard Seymour and Ty Warren flanking him, their gap control is excellent. The Patriots are superb at taking away a team’s strength, so we’ll probably see a lot of Rodney Harrison in the box as the Pats try to put the game on Eli Manning.

WR Randy Moss vs. CB Aaron Ross: It takes Mother Nature to get the Patriots out of their spread formations, and with the Giants’ liabilities in coverage, Tom Brady is certain to attack downfield. Defenses have recently been assigning a shadow to Moss, doubling him along the way. Ross has gained valuable experience against Terrell Owens and the like, but Moss is different in his surprising speed and wonderful body control while going up for balls. With Brady and Moss needing two TDs to break their respective single-season records, expect a lot of shots to be taken.

SCOUT SAYS
“Steve Spagnuolo has his old boss (Eagles defensive coordinator) Jim Johnson’s blueprint in hand. He’ll go after Brady with a variety of blitzes while trying to keep as many as seven back in coverage. What he lacks, however, is the elite corner to blanket Randy Moss. That inevitably opens things up for Wes Welker, who will test the linebackers’ coverage skills underneath. The Giants, simply, have to keep the game out of Eli Manning’s hands as much as possible and stick with the running game. That’s not easy against New England’s front, but if they can start to get Brandon Jacobs off-tackle and isolate Bradshaw against those linebackers, that’s their ticket.”

INTANGIBLES
It’s the Great Debate: Tom Coughlin will play his regulars, but for how long? Will it matter, anyway, against what some are calling the greatest team ever? Apparently, the Giants haven’t heard of Anthony Smith, the poor Steeler sap who guaranteed victory over Bill Belichick’s gang a few weeks ago. They seem to be rather chesty and chirpy this week and it’s usually not a good idea to rile this team. The bottom line, however, is that the Patriots play every game like they’re trying to go 16-0, and now that history is on the doorstep, they will, as Belichick loves to say, do what they have to do to win the game.

PREDICTION
Patriots, 30-10. No other team finds a way to win better. Now that they’ve come this far, they’ll figure it out one more time.

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