According to the astrology boys, mental Mercury is sextiling ambitious Mars which means everything should be going absolutely hunky-dory right about now.

But if you’ve been feeling lethargic, depressed, unable to cope, or finish crossword puzzles; antsy, inattentive, or generally entangled in the cobwebs of crippling mental miasma, you could blame the Porn Valley weather of heat and humidity.

Or, more likely it’s Jupiter still in retrograde. Forget that crap about ambitious Mars.

What we have right now is a state of perplexity which is attracting thick-headed, obstinate morons to our lives thus presenting quandaries and petty dilemmas that will remain with us until December 25th. And that’s all there is to it.

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