from www.thesmokinggun.com – Matthew Rayfield and Diane Orosz were having sex Tuesday afternoon behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida.

Since the rear of the property was adjacent to the Intracoastal Waterway, “vessels were passing by continuously and witnessing the incident,” according to a Broward County Sheriff’s Office report.

That’s when the “completely nude” couple’s tryst was interrupted by, of course, Captain Wiener.

The officer reported spotting Rayfield, 43, with a “full penile erection” and Orosz, 47, “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” Wiener added that the duo “spontaneously said they were ‘celebrating their anniversary.’”

Rayfield and Orosz [pictured] were each charged with disorderly conduct and indecent behavior.