Vivid’s like the John who keeps chasing the hooker who doesn’t want to keep an appointment with him.

[www.tmz.com]- Just try to imagine OctoMom Nadya Suleman’s kids doing Gerber body shots off porn stars — and you have Vivid Entertainment’s new million dollar offer for an Octo reality show.

In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick.

We’re pretty sure she’ll say no — but Octo just said she fired her Angels in Waiting nannies, so who knows?