While adultfyi.com’s Wayne Lewis was suffering a form of Denver bronchitis, Denver Broncos’ quarterback Jake “The Snake” Plummer and at least six other members of the team were in Colorado Springs Tuesday night helping Ginger Lynn celebrate her last dance.

Plummer, whose team is right in the thick of things after a decisive victory against the Kansas City Chiefs last Sunday dances against the Cleveland Browns this weekend. Did Ginger show Plummer how to pole dance out of the pocket and tend to his reptile simultaneously? Will Plummer be doing the Broncos’ dance with another victory, edging them closer to the Super Bowl. Or will Plummer pass like he’s got a pair of panties over his head and lend new meaning to the term quarterback sack?

Lewis. who was there in Colorado Springs, but Internet intercepted in a long, complicated and very boring story, will offer all the exciting play-by-play upon his return. But, in the immortal words of another play-by-play man, Joe Theisman, it takes four quarters to make a football game- either that, or a buck.