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XPT Thread: “Fucking lying porn stars!” Carly Parker Really 32?; Gia Jordan Admits She Age-Fibbed

An old thread breatghes new life:

> Toad Stool posted this on www.xxxporntalk.com, 11/04/03 : I’ve just been having a beer and reading through a few model release agreements. There was one FAMOUS pornstar whom I will not mention, but what a fucking liar she is. On RAME she claims to have been born in 1981, when he fact she was actually hatched in 1975! I know 28 is still young, but why say she’s 23? Fucking lair.

PS Maybe Modelgig has some similar tales to tell. Hey, bud, has any porn chick tried to fool you into her knocking a few years off, or maybe a decade or two!

> Lolrd Byron writes: I’ll give you a clue who it is. She is very tall, has twice the number of teeth found in a normal mouth; she is married to a guy with a big dick who is two years younger. Her initials are NS, but her real first name is Melissa and she bears an uncanny resemblance to a very famous chat show queen and comedienne.

> It Was Fun posts: NICOLE SHERIDAN?!?!?! OR JOAN RIVERS?!

> Skip Althoff adds something new to the discussion: Another famous fibber is Carly Parker. I caught her on a fairly recent Butt Licking Anal Whore flick (nice scene too)going on about how she’s 22 and relating stories about fucking her college professors etc etc. Jeez like it was a few months ago !!

Looked her up on a database – I believe her name is …, and she’s past 30. Now that’s outrageous. I can see two years, shit the whole world does that but this whore went too far.

> Gia Jordan comments: I lied about my age to you guys. I looked the part, so it worked. Obviously, the companies who hired me knew my age and were in on it, too, since they had the paperwork.

I had a stage age to go with my stage name.

> Jack Randall says: As long as a girl looks reasonably close to the age she claims to be and can pull it off, I don’t see what it matters.

But if the girl is 38 and LOOKS 38, but is claiming to be 18, then its kind of ridiculous.

And at this point I really don’t think Aurora Snow (just for example) should still be getting cast in “barely legal” style skin flicks.

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