New York- www.howardstern.com posts: Ann, a 75-year-old former porn star, came in today to promote a new free-speech documentary called "Obscenery" and the website InvisionMPG.com. She got into porn when she was 71 and has since retired. She has done about 8 to 10 movies.
Her son was a porn star and while she was living with him she got curious about the business and decided to make some movies for the money. She said that there are guys out there who are into "mature" women in film and her son's porn director approached her to do one. Artie laughed because most times we want porn stars to take their clothes off, but he wanted Ann to put more on.
Robin wondered why Ann waited until so late in life to get started in porn and Ann said she had always been a horny person and having the porn director ask her to be in a movie just sealed the deal. She said she never had anal sex on film, but she did do a scene where she removed her dentures while performing a certain act. She didn't like it though because she thought it was pretty demeaning.
In her first movie, Ann had sex with a 21-year-old porn actor. She used a walker in the scene and talked about going to a bingo parlor to have sex. She was not really into the sex in those movies and only did them for the money. She also used lubrication. She said she hadn't seen any of her films and Howard didn't understand why, but Artie did...because she's 75-years-old!
Robin wanted to hear some of Ann's "acting," i.e. the moaning and groaning she did in her films. Ann said she'd do it, but only for some money, so Howard gave her airline tickets. Ann started to moan a little, but kept stopping to talk. Howard told her she'd have to do a better job to get the airline tickets and decided to help her out by role playing a little. He pretended to want to have sex with her and then started moaning loudly himself. Ann moaned a little, but again kept stopping to make comments. She said Howard was doing a good acting job, but he said he wanted her to do it. Howard played her a clip of Taylor Rain moaning "oh yeah!!!" to inspire Ann, but she didn't seem to get it.
Artie said she needed a catchphrase like Taylor has, something like, "Oh more, oh more, oh give me more...fiber!" Howard was about to rap up the interview when he deiced to see if Ann would be wiling to take her top off in the studio. Again Ann wanted something in return, so Steve Singer from Steven Singer Jewelers called in to offer her a $1000 watch and $500 cash. Ann said she wanted something else though, a 14 carat gold Cobra necklace. Steven agreed to that and Howard said she had to take her top off for 10 seconds. Artie asked Singer if he was also willing to pay for the five years of therapy he was going to need after seeing Ann topless.
Artie even jokingly put a mask on over his eyes so he wouldn't have to see. Ann stood up and pulled her shirt up for a ten count. Howard said he was impressed to see how well her boobs were holding up. They were no where near as saggy as he thought they'd be. Gary said he and Will were shocked by how good they looked for a woman her age.
