Lean weeks are in store and you can bet on it. But for now the AdultFYI football pool beefed up its won-lost percentage with another stellar showing. Six members had 12-3 records for the weekend, five had 11-4 marks.
After 19 straight loses, Detroit finally won a game and Sunset Thomas, John Gray, Danny from Foxxx Modeling, Jeff Mullen, Brian Wallace and Sean from Porn Legends can breathe a sigh of relief for picking them over the Redskins who are now officially the worst team in the NFL.
T.O. didn’t do quite as well, however. For the first time in 185 games Terrell Owens didn’t catch a pass.
If the Eagles are smart, they’ll stick with QB Kevin Kolb who’s passed for over 700 yards in the two games he’s taken over for the injured Donovan McNabb. But seeing that the emperor has no clothes has never been coach Andy Reid’s strong suit when sticking with McNabb.
Monday night is the do-or-die game for Tony Romo who’s running out of excuses in Dallas.
Here’s Sunday’s results, read ‘em and weep [from www.latimes.com ]
at Baltimore 34, Cleveland 3: Mangini officially changes nickname from “Mangenius” to “Man Overboard.”
Jacksonville 31, at Houston 24: More games like this and Texans fans will start fondly remembering the David Carr era.
at Philadelphia 34, Kansas City 14: Apparently, Matt Cassel (90 yards) still thinks he’s on the sideline with the Trojans.
at N.Y. Jets 24, Tennessee 17: After game, Pete Carroll calls Mark Sanchez and says if he isn’t at Trojans practice this week, he’ll be suspended.
at Cincinnati 23, Pittsburgh 20: Carson Palmer . . . wait, is there any team in the league that doesn’t have a former USC quarterback on it?
at Detroit 19, Washington 14: Now the members of the 1976-77 Buccaneers can twist open some cheap wine to celebrate their record staying safe.
at Minnesota 27, San Francisco 24: Where’d the Vikings find this new quarterback with the funny last name? He has a future in the sport.
at New England 26, Atlanta 10: Don’t think of this as a statement game, because the Patriots still looked a little disoriented on offense.
Green Bay 36, at St. Louis 17: Jack Youngblood and other great L.A. Rams ask St. Louis to pretend this team never had ties to Los Angeles.
N.Y. Giants 24, at Tampa Bay 0: Buccaneers are apparently trying to show the Lions that no one does losing streaks like Tampa Bay.
New Orleans 27, at Buffalo 7: Tony Romo must be looking pretty good to Terrell Owens right about now.
Chicago 25, at Seattle 19: Note to Jay Cutler: Narrowly beating a team missing seven starters is nothing to get too excited about.
Denver 23, at Oakland 3: Recall that rock quarry in Irwindale the Raiders were going to move to? The rock quarry is more interesting to watch.
at San Diego 23, Miami 13: Dolphins lose Chad Pennington to injury, send out feelers to see if Don Strock is available.
Indianapolis 31, at Arizona 10: Cardinals were tired from staying up all night trying to find the perfect wedding present for Khloe Kardashian.
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Here’s the current AdultFYI football standings:
Scott David 38-9
John Gray 37-10
Danny from Foxxx Modeling 37-10
Steve Volponi 36-11
Jeff Mullen 35-12
Karl the Birdman 35-12
Kickass Ben 34-13
Gene Ross 33-14
Kickass Chris 33-14
Tim Case 33-14
John, Adult Source Media 33-14
Billy The Crystal 32-15
Sean from Porn Legends 32-15
Mike Dickinson 32-15
Steve from Magnus 31-16
Sunset Thomas 31-16
Dr. TJ Eckleburg 31-16
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli 31-16
Steve Seidman 30-17
0 & 16 Chuck 30-17
Brian Wallace 30-17
Mike Fattorosi 29-18