Reggie Bush must have imagined Kim Kardashian’s ass in the end zone. Twice Bush ran back punts for touchdowns Monday night. But that didn’t mean shit because New Orleans coughed up a 30-27 loss to the Minnesota Vikings in the waning seconds.

Meanwhile Saint’s kicker Martin Gramatica is our choice to get the axe. Gramatica had one field goal blocked which was run back for a touchdown. Then later in the game Gramatica blew another key field goal attempt.

Thanks Martin, you cocksucker. Gramatica kept me and a couple of others in the AdultFYI pool from getting 10 wins for the week. But it didn’t stop Jeff Mullen, www.bewitchedxxx.com and John Gray from enjoying that distinction in a week that was doomed before it began.

Here’s how the standings look after Week 5:

Sean, www.pornlegends.com, Tim Case: 48-26

Gene Ross, Tony Batman: 47-27

Sinlinlin, Mastrick, Robert Interlandi, www.deepthroatenergy.com, Dan Davis, Genesis Magazine: 46-28

Karl The Birdman, Mila, Steve from www.magnusxxx.com: 45-29

John from Adult Source Media, Jack Spade, Willie D., Brian Wallace: 44-30

Mike Dickinson, Jeff Mullen, www.bewitched.xxx, Kortni Kiss: 43-31

Billy The Crystal, John Gray, Danny Season of Foxxx Modeling, Mike Fattorosi, www.adultbizlaw.com: 42-32

Joe Brandi: 41-33

Mike Moz: 40-34

Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com: 39-35

Steve Seidman: 37-37

Steve Volpono: 35-39

Jenny Hendrix: 34-40

Dave F.: 30-44

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli: 29-45