Let the Props Begin
READER RESPONSES - After beating Gene in the seasonal football pixxx, Wayne's props are coming in at a rapid rate. Sean from 5k Sales writes: I want to extend a hearty CONGRATULATIONS to Wayne for bea
Tera Won't Ho
Chimpy the Chatter writes: Tera would NEVER work at the Bunny Ranch. Even if Evan Seinfeld didn't protect her like a jealous boyfriend from Jersey City, I don't think on her own Tera would whore out.
I Hear Things: The Gauge Contract, Temptress making a Comeback
Porn Valley- I heard a couple of things this weekend. Not that I'm ascribing gospel truth to any of them, mind you, but for what it's worth, here they are. On the ongoing Gauge story and Gauge getting
Texas Sex shops suing over ordinance
San Antonio- Operators of two pornographic video shops, Adult Video Megaplex and Adult Video, filed a lawsuit last week alleging the city's ordinance on adult arcades illegally chills free speech. Cit
Porn Actor/Musician Has Degree in Artificial Intelligence Research
Delhi Valley- Remember last week when we had an interview with Scott Styles who's a former rocket scientist? Well, hold on to your turbans. Apparently there is an Indian in the adult industry who has
Video Game Allows You to Beat Up Prostitutes
Wall Street Valley- Take-Two Interactive's latest game "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" is coming under fire because, well, people are getting pretty damn addicted to it. The company so far in one year h
Hof Hinting at Tera Patrick Visit to Bunny Banch?
Bunny Valley- In separate posts on nvbrothels.net , Dennif Hof says: IN ONE HOUR, 1am. today our site had 24,084,780 accesses. Big Numbers, our web hosting people said they have never seen anything li
Your Jacko Morning Headlines
Jacko Valley- In his first interview since his arrest on child molestation charges, the very lovely Michael Jackson told 60 Minutes' Ed Bradley last night that the cops made him smell cocka diddy poo
Luh Luh Luh... LOOOOOOOOOSSSSSERRRRR!!!
NATIONWIDE NFL - The season has ended and so has Gene's trash talking. In an amazingly close contest, I have prevailed in the battle of the wild guessers! With a season football pixxx final score of 1
Actor Jeff Conaway Seeing Ginger Lynn
Porn Valley- Actor Jeff Conaway, aka Bobby Wheeler from the old Taxi TV series, evidently scored big at Sardos' Porn Star Karaoke this past week. According to Wankus who announced it on his KSEX show
Bobby Knight Joins Lenny Bruce
Sports Valley- It took practically 40 years for Lenny Bruce to earn a pardon for obscenity. How long do you think it'll take Texas Tech basketball coach Bobby Knight who has been named national coach
The Moonlite Bunny Ranch Special
Porn Valley- From what we've been told there are no gratuitous scenes of Dennis Hof handing out subpoenas or summonses in the latest HBO special on The Moonlite Bunny Ranch. BUT....if you've got the c
Who's Townshend Contemplated Suicide
If we had a hammer, we'd hammer in the morning. We'd hammer in the evening all over this land. But rock star Peter Townshend is saying if he had a gun, he'd have shot himself. Townshend says he contem
Neck & Neck, Helmet to Helmet
NATIONWIDE NFL - This last week of football pixxx is getting more and more exciting as the games go on. Now, after Saturday's finishes, the match between Wayne and Gene remains a tie after both of the
New Years Fucking Eve
ORANGE COUNTY, CA - Happening in the next FIVE days! The next big FUCKING event! DJ and Logan 's New Years Fuckin' Eve 2. Black Kat Productions and T and A Studios.com present The New Years Fuckin' Ev
Gauge Wasn't Home for Christmas Thanks to Metro, She Says
Porn Valley- With Quasarman on Christmas vacation, Gauge was left in the lurch by Jimmy D who was supposed to have been her KSEX co-host Friday night but didn't show. Gauge's boyfriend, Jason, a man o
Guard Posed -- and Was Sent Packing
Hagerstown, Maryland - According to a story in the Washington Post, Marcie Betts, a prison guard whose body art features bleeding leg stumps and coffins, was fired for posing on the Internet. Betts, r
The Silver Bowels, Silver Bowels, It's Christmas Time in Your Asshole Headlines
Looking lovelier than ever, Michael Jackson told 60 Minutes that it's alright to sleep with kids. It's really alright. It is. Well damn it, it just is. New York- Michael Jackson says he would still ta
Carina Taylor on Sports Swami
Porn Valley -- Since the last time we spoke to her which was on the set of EvolutionErotica's Teen Meat 3, Carina has acquired a last name, Taylor. Carina was on the Sports Swami show Friday, and the
Tits 4 Tatts
PORN VALLEY, CA - It looks like I got a few people fired up about my opinions on women with tattoos written in a piece last week. Read that story here. Christie Russ writes: First off, let me say that
Ron Jeremy's Ticklish on the Nipples, says Sammura Shane
Porn Valley -- Sammura Shane was on the Sports Swami Friday morning to discuss comments she had made in the wake of STD statistics quoted by Violet Blue on Blue's KSEX show. Unfortunately, two of Shan
FINAL NFL Week of Pixxx for Wayne & Gene
NATIONWIDE NFL - This is it! The week that makes one of us a hero and the other a zero. Wayne vs. Gene for 2003's last hurrah betting against the results of the hard working players of the National Fo
Public Hearing on Strip Club Ordinance set for Jan. 6
ARENA, Wisconsin -- By unanimous vote, the Arena Village Board has tentatively approved an ordinance that will give it increased control over strip clubs. The ordinance, endorsed last week, would proh
Strip Club Wants to Locate Next to Homeless Shelter and Near School, Day Care Center
Branford, Connecticut- If approved, a proposed strip club in the city of Branford, Connecticut will have hit the trifecta of zoning. Not only would it be located next door to a homeless shelter, it wo
Bunny Ranch Featured on HBO's America Undercover
According to Dennis Hof, owner of the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel, the first time HBO went to his brothel to shoot an "America Undercover" documentary, the channel came up with "the high