(WORLD WIDE WEB) — I apologize to everyone for not having adult film stars on the past two weeks but it has been two wild weeks.

First I have found out that I have to change the name of the show since
“Technically” I am not a pure sports show because I interview adult
film stars (I am REALLY starting to hate the Bible thumping religious DJ’s
on my station.)

Then my lovely and talented co host Jaime Doughty has to take a long
leave of absence due to her mother being seriously ill. And unlike other
athletes and entertainment stars, this is legit.

Now comes Michele Raven, KSEX and the Swami scandal.

To set the record straight, I have nothing against KSEX DJ’s, Michele
Raven or anyone in the industry (‘cept for a handful of flakes… but I
digress)

The whole thing came about when Wankus and I were discussing his segment
with Tera Patrick. Mr. Wankus, who has helped the Swami a lot, was defending
Tera Patrick, saying she is not a flake. I argued she was and said that
part of my rage was that I had a JKP girl and Michele Raven schedule for two interviews and they both no showed.

And now here we are.

I am not trying to bad mouth or slander Miss Raven as I had been trying for two months to track her down and was planning on using her as an NBA Finals Analyst.

Now she is very tough to get a hold of and I have left messages on her
answering machine. And when I finally got a hold of one of the sexiest natural women I have ever met, I was ecstatic.

And then came the unfortunate event.

I called her cell three times in an hour to try to get her on. I arranged
the schedule for her so that she would be the ONLY adult film star to be on
the show that week and still get top billing over boxer Vernon Forrest
and model/designer Bonnie Jill Laftin.

Unfortunately there is no way I can reschedule by phone until August the
earliest. If she is in the Boston/New York area and wants to to the interview, I would gladly put her on.

In closing since I would like this to go away as I am not a aggressive guy
(or as my co host calls me… a real big sap!) I ask that Michele Raven
be taken off the Flake List so that we can all move on and nobody lobs pot
shots at anybody.

This is not Major League Baseball you know!

Wankus writes:

Swami (or whoever you are now), don’t sweat it. Michele has been one of our most reliable DJs and is not at all flakey. But, coming from a station that is heavily in support of making people responsible for their actions, we wanted to make sure she completed her obligations with you. She found the ‘Special Edition’ flake list amusing and there are no hard feelings, as she would also like to complete that interview with you, when you’re ready. Contact her at your convenience at [email protected].