Porn Valley- On KSEX Wednesday night, Sunny Lane contributed her version to what is becoming the growing legend of the Eddie Van Halen party.
Wankus asked Lane if she was one of the girls “hired” to be at the party or of she just showed up. Lane said she was there to have a blast and a good time, nothing more, nothing less.
“I was there to listen to Eddie rock out and jam and just have a good time,” she said.
“They were calling around tying to get porn girls to come to the party,” said Wankus, noting that Tyler Faith, www.tylerfaith.com was one of those called.
“This is a little shaky in my opinion,” he further stated. “They called up Tyler trying to get her to come out. They said would Tyler be interested in hosting at Eddie Van Halen’s party. I said, what kind of thing do you have her hosting? Well, you know a couple of things- once in awhile we’ll check in with her, etc. I said it’s great, she’d probably love that, be host at a party. Turns out when you really start manipulating and find out what they wanted, they just wanted a fucking bimbo to walk around and make the guys happy. They didn’t want a TV host. They didn’t want nothing like that. They wanted someone shaking their tits and maybe taking it to another level in the back room with some of the big rollers. Of course she said no to that shit.”
In any event, Lane went as a guest.
“It started off with us being in line, Tony Batman and me,” Lane continued. “We’re standing in line. Brooke Haven walks up- hey, Brooke! And she jumps in line with us. That was so much fun. Then comes Tommy Gunn and Rita Faltoyano.” Lane said she as well as others had to stand in line to take shuttles to Van Halen’s house.
“Even at a private VIP party you still had to wait in line- what kind of bullshit is that?” Wankus asked.
“That’s true, but when Monica Mayhem walked up we got to go VIP-style,” Lane responded. Wankus said he would be insulted by that, but Lane was quick to point out that Mayhem was in the Ninn Worx movie, Sacred Sin which the party was celebrating. Wankus insisted that waiting in line is the kind of treatment you get at a club in Hollywood.
“Then we get there, get a drink and just relax and have a good time,” Lane continued. “Next thing you know Eddie’s up there jamming, rocking out, JUMP! I was jamming. I got pictures of all that. BLAAAAAAAAAAH!”
Lane said she was drinking Mojitos and seeing all kinds of hot people.
“And the owners were there- Red Light, Wicked,” she continued. “jessica drake came up to me and gave me a big ol’ kiss.” Wankus asked which Drake because of all the recent controversy on IDs.
“At the end we get these killer- ass gift bags,” said Lane. “We get in the gift bag, it’s a $700 watch. Then we also get the movie and we get the Phallix glass toys and we get hair products from some Beverly Hills place.”
Asked if she met any celebrities, Lane said, well, no, but she met Van Halen.
“Eddie’s really not that much of a celebrity,” joked Wankus. Nevertheless, Lane said she took pictures and Van Halen sat down beside her and put his shirt over his head, saying he was too embarrassed to be photographed.
“I was messing with him- it was so much fun,” said Lane. Wankus wondered if Lane had to sign a confidentiality agreement, guaranteeing to keep blow job stories out of places like the National Enquirer. Lane said she didn’t but noted that Van Halen was an awesome piano player.
“And Rachel Worth was taking pictures and doing her thing,” Lane continued. “And jessica drake at the end was having trouble getting a gift bag. She’s jessica drake, whoa! I got the bag and I went here you go, jessica.”
Though he couldn’t come up with Buck Adams’ name for the moment, Wankus recalled a time when Adams was at as AVN party and couldn’t get in.
“He’s outside, couldn’t get in and I walk up,” recalled Wankus. “Five or six people at the door go, WANKUS! I see Amber Lynn’s brother and go, hey, what about you? He goes, ‘They won’t let me in.’ This guy’s legendary. I go, this dude’s a buddy of mine. Why don’t you let him in? ‘If you’re with Wankus we’ll let you in!’ Are you fucking kidding me? This guy’s [Adams] been banging holes since the Eighties. I don’t know how I got into a party ahead of him.”