CRANBURY, NJ – Alexander the Poet, knowing precisely how to be consistently inappropriate, has re-submitted a poem he wrote quite some time ago. You guessed it…it relates to Michael Jackson and AdultFYI.com would like to warn readers in advance that it is in very, poor taste [and we love it]!

Alexander writes:

“Michael Jackson” by Alexander The Poet

His name is Michael Jackson
They call him, the “King Of Pop”
With little boys he has fun,
And that he just can not stop

“Billie Jean” ain’t his lover,
It’s some little boy named Fred
Jacko paid off his mother,
Not a single word was said

The only “Thriller” around,
Is Michael Jackson’s “Bad” face,
It leaves a trail to be found
It falls all over the place

His wives told him to “Beat It”
And to please stay out of their sight
His career was defeated
Whether he was, “Black Or White”

THE END