Bisexual Britni does her first Adultfyi.com and finds a delicious subject in the person of Aubrey Adams.
BB: So, Aubrey, how do you like being so tiny?
AA: Being tiny? I like being tiny. I don't mind it.
BB: What's the best part of being tiny?
AA: I dunno... just the fact that everyone's like, "She's so cute, look at her," (giggles)
BB: So what ARE your dimensions?
AA: What are my dimensions? Tiny. I'm 4'10"... as far as (grabs breasts) I don't know, boobs are 34A? And waist and hips I dunno. Small.
BB: Yeah, wicked small. Well, are you bisexual?
AA: Yes.
BB: Are you attracted physically, sexually, more to boys or girls?
AA: Both.
BB: Well, do you like eating pussy or sucking dick better?
AA: I'd rather eat pussy.
BB: Why's that?
AA: I just like it more. But I'd rather be fucked by a guy than a strap-on.
BB: What's the worst thing a guy's done to you?
AA: I don't have very many bad stories, but once there was this guy who asked me out and didn't talk to me for two weeks, so I figured, oh, you know, I guess it was a joke or whatever, so I just did my own thing one weekend and then it turned into this big thing, "Oh you cheated on me, blah blah blah" and I was like, "You ran away from me!"
BB: Have you dated a girl before?
AA: No.
BB: Are you single right now?
AA: Yes.
BB: How much porn have you done?
AA: Um, about four months worth? Probably about fifty scenes.
BB: What are your favorite costars that you've worked with?
AA: I LOVE Tommy Gunn, LOVE Tommy Gunn. Loved him before I worked with him, loved him after I worked with him. Um.... I love Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano... I love Franscesca Valentina, she's a doll... and my favorite company is Red Light. I actually started with them, because when I came out here, my agent at the time was through Red Light, so that's where I got my start. They've just been so sweet from the beginning, and they're so awesome.
BB: Do you usually get off during porn?
AA: Depends. Half --- fifty fifty. I got off in "Boy Fucks Girl" by Red Light District. With Manuel.
BB: So you've had mostly good experiences?
AA: Well there was this one guy... I know his last name, stage name is Andretti and his real first name is Arby. He was an absolute pleasure (rolls eyes). He was just obnoxious. He'd be like, "Oh, what do you like? What do you not like? What's ok? What's not ok? And everything I didn't like and that wasn't ok, he made sure to do.
BB: Wow.
AA: And he just complained the whole time and I was just like, can you ACT like you wanna be here? One after another, his back hurt, it was hot, and anything else he can complain about. [SIDE NOTE from Britni: This guy's name is Andrew Andretti. He's been completely banned from Pink Kitty Productions, and likely several others since his attitude seems to reek of a similar stench everywhere he goes. He was reported to be pushy with the girls, and unreliable. He thinks his dick is God's gift to women. Pink Kitty had a shoot scheduled with him, and he didn't show up. They called him and asked him where he was. He said, "Oh, I thought that shoot was yesterday." Apparently he didn't plan on showing up yesterday, either. The guy has hit his head against too many lamp posts. What a genius.]
BB: Do you see a career in your future?
AA: I'd like to make this a career for a while, then maybe write a book, be a mommy, all kinds of stuff.
BB: What do you want to write about?
AA: I don't know yet, but I've always said I wanted to write a book.
BB: Do you know what genre you're looking for?
AA: Um... it's probably going to be some kind of biographic thing...
BB: On someone else or on you?
AA: Either myself or a how to about a business... something.
BB: What would be your dream job?
AA: Well I went to school in FIT for a semester and I majored in shoe design...
BB: So you would design shoes?
AA: I would design shoes. Or I would get paid to shop for shoes.
BB: That's a great one. Do you have any other goals in life, and do you plan on going to college?
AA: I don't know. We'll see. You never know.
BB: Do you want to have a family and 2 or 3 kids?
AA: Six kids! (giggles) I wanna have three and then I want to adopt three.
BB: You really want six kids.
AA: Yeah..
BB: Damn, so you want a really big house.
AA: Of course. Why not? Everything big! Except for me (giggles)!
BB: Do you have any regrets in your life?
AA: I think the only time people regret something is if you don't learn from it. And most bad things that you wouldn't regret, you end up learning from.
BB: What have you learned from in your life?
AA: Everything.
BB: Wow, good answer. So what made you decide to get into porn?
AA: I've wanted to be in porn since I was 16. I don't know what got me interested, but there was this thing on VH1 about groupies and rockstars and that was probably my first experience with sex for something... so when I turned 18 I looked into a few companies from NJ which is where I'm from, found a company and did a scene with John the Stutterer from Howard Stern and that was my first scene ever.
BB: Well what's your favorite position?
AA: Doggy.
BB: Do you like anal?
AA: Do I like anal? Well I don't do it on film. Have I done it? Yes. Do I like it? Yes (giggles).
BB: Do you like guy cum?
AA: Why not? Depends, some guys. If they eat right.
BB: What's your favorite porn video of yours?
AA: My favorite one of mine to DO was "Make Me Creamy 2" from Voyeur Media, that one was alot of fun to do, but I think WATCHING it, my favorite one is "Tight Teen Twats" by Platinum X.
BB: How about movies from other porn stars?
AA: Hmm... I LOVE Britney Skye. I loved her "Exposed" video.
BB: Well, do you have a website?
AA: My site's not up yet, so everyone can find me on myspace. It's www.myspace.com/aubreyaddams33. The website I'm planning on putting up will be www.clubaubrey.com, so keep an eye out for it!
BB: What's that gonna have on it?
AA: It's gonna have pictures, video, diary entries, movies that are signed, all kinds of fun stuff.
BB: And how does one book an angel like yourself?
AA: With LA Direct, at www.ladirect.com.
BB: My last question is, would you fuck me?
AA: Of course. In a heartbeat.
