Porn Valley- Now that Autumn Rayne's a blond, she has all the drama of a being a blond. Rayne was in Los Angeles for several weeks recently, and got back home to find out that she probably doesn't have one. No, she doesn't live in Florida where they have hurricanes. She lives in North Carolina where she has eleven dogs and her landlord's not to thrilled about them.

First Autumn had this to post: Dear Gene, I am back in the land of nothingness, NC . I sure did have a great time in Porn Valley over the last few weeks. Of course the Highlight was meetiing you!! You are the Best!! I would like to thank Wankus and the KSEX crew for showing wonderful hospitality. Michelle Lay, Katie Morgan and Rebecca Love as well.Thanks to the "hedgehog" for his help and friendship, (he ate my cookie) LOL!!

I would also like to thank the Legendary Dave Cummings, Pamela Peaks, Jim South, ASSINC, Channel 69, Heatwave, Karma productions, Skintight, Rod Fontana, Milfseeker.com, LFP, Redlight, VCA, and everyone else that made my trip out there a GREAT experience. I will be back soon!! love, Autumn Rayne

I then buddy chatted with Autumn Saturday morning to get an update on her drama.

"I have to find a place to live," she told me. "Yeah my landlord is claiming he can keep my stuff too. I'll be damned if he gets any of my stuff especially since my ex-friend is what caused this," she adds. I asked Autumn exactly what happened. Autumn says it started when she let one of her friends move in last Christmas.

"She was here with us for about 6 months (rent free) mind you," says Autumn. "Then when I had all the problems in NY I couldn't work, so I needed her to start helping out. Well she went ahead and decided to move out which was fine. It was just odd that as soon as you mentioned MONEY she was GONE.

"Anyways she left a houseful of stuff here for another two months, finally picked it up," Autumn continues. "In the mean time she told me she had moved in with some guy, that she had to give her beloved dog away and that her ex husband had taken their son. I found out that every single thing she told me was a LIE. She had moved from my house in with her ex-mother in law. She had her dog and her son. So she was lying, and I don't know why. She is a habitual liar. So, anyways, she called animal control because I have 11 dogs. She figured they would be taken from me. Animal control came out, checked everything and found no problems. So her next step was to call my landlord while I was in L.A. My landlord I have seen ONCE in 5 years. So he comes out and gets pissed about the dogs, files eviction papers. The dogs are small to medium and are quiet ; no nuisance, they live OUTSIDE."

Asked who was minding the dogs while she was in Los Angeles, Rayne said her best friends Cherokee and Bonee. According to Rayne, her landlord even changed the locks on the house and made Bonne sign a paper for the key so they could feed the dogs.

"So he's evicting you on the basis of the dogs?" I asked her. According to Rayne, yes, noting that he landlord's a bible toting federal prosecutor to boot. Asked if there were restrictions on having dogs, Amber said it was in the original lease which expired in 2000. "Also he knew when we had five dogs," she said. "Back in February, before the puppies..."

Rayne notes that she owns a six month old bulldog which she had no idea was so capable.

"I was just getting ready to get him fixed when Mercy [she calls her husband Mercy Fuck] found him humping," she says. "So babies made 11. Mercy did his best. He took his hands and pulled the dogs apart but I guess it was too late. I mean he grabbed the dogs dick!!"

Rayne's friend, who Rayne says is evil and vindictive, then ratted her out to the landlord about the extra dogs.