Skeeter Kerkove dogmatically adheres to the principle that the anus is the canvas and every sex scene details the turmoil of the struggling artist. Some days are Rembrandts. Some days are Grandma Moses, but there's nothing cheap or mundane hanging in the Skeeter Kerkove Night Gallery.
Which is why a review from AVN puzzled me concerning Skeeter's movie Big Tit Ass Stretchers 3 from Robert Hill. It was basically a put down of Skeeter's interviewing and decorating habits, describing the whole exercise as average anal fare. If that's the case, the reviewer must have worked at Guantanamo. Because there's nothing average in this gritty, back alley style of shoot.
For one thing Audrey Hollander's choked out to near coma conditions; and Kaylynn, voluptuously smutty, spends most of her time shackled and pummeled in the ass. Bondage mixed with raucous ass vandalism? Yeah you see that every day of the week.
Hollander in her scene with Jon Strong basically submits to Rusian mob money collection tactics while emitting asphyxiated sewer-mouth cries of passion. At one point the Strong man pile drives her anus unmercifully and is rewarded by having his toes sucked.
In a scene that's a white-knuckled cautionary tale about having your ass opened to the public [yes there are some grim gaping revelations best appreciated by a licensed proctologist], Staci Thorn is paired with Jenner. And twice Nikki Nievez sneaks into the scene to play Gal Friday. Thorn, as adept as any woman at accomplishing the deep throat, is rode hard and put away wet.
The remarkable woodsman Mark Wood appears in two scenes- one with Michelle McLarren and then with Kaylynn. Time and again Wood goes deep in Mclarren's compliant ass and there's no breathing room for Mr. Pee Pee hole. Okay, okay McLarren isn't hospitalized so I guess this could be considered run of the mill. But when the cuffs go on Kaylynn you know the wheels are about to come off the wagon.
A butt plug is the least of her concerns, and Skeeter's camera creates anal dreams as fast as the mint passes out shiny new pennies. Ah, maybe that's where the AVN reviewer got the idea this movie was a dime a dozen.
