While Wankus contemplates his next course of action for bringing in some household bacon, his business and personal partner, Tyler Faith, clearly has a few "money" ideas of her own.
Faith writes:
Gene,
I have cleared it with Wankus and at this time would like to publicly volunteer some “spring training” for the Red Sox pitcher, Julian Tavarez, who has expressed his secret fantasy to be a porn star. As an appreciation for his honesty, I’d like to give him an opportunity to play a little “ball” Team Tyler style.
As you know, I’m a former Boston local and die hard Sox fan. That being that case, I’d like to take JT’s bat and allow him the opportunity to express some “chin music" my way!
I’ll pay him a generous ‘standard’ male talent scene rate (lol) but as a show of appreciation, Wankus and I will be in the stands (on his comp tix) this year for every Red Sox World Series Game.
Please pass the word along.
Thank you,
Tyler Faith
www.TylerFaith.com
