Porn Valley- Kylie Ireland and boyfriend Bryn Pryor, who now uses the name Eli Cross, gave a very brief recap of the AVN Awards on KSEX Thursday night. Brief in the sense that Ireland didn't win any. But Ireland said she was holding out hope. Ireland apparently lost in a category won by Jules Jordan and Pryor had a few cents to add.
"I never before the award show laid eyes on Jules Jordan," said Pryor. "I've obviously heard his name for years. And he's supposed to be the richest man in porn because, obviously, sitting around and creating ten or twelve user names for yourself and then posting to every fucking fan board that you can find about how great your own shit is, apparently works. Because that's what Jules did and I know this because I know Jules' former roommate, Van Styles. He told us that's how Jules became popular. They call it viral marketing in the mainstream and it works because he's now richer than God."
Pryor said he could have suspected what Jordan looked like.
"Because I know Van Styles and I know what he looks like," commented Pryor. "And he's a little skate-punk so I figured Jules is probably a little skate-punk. But can I just say, somebody really needs to tell that boy that he's white. And he's not just white. He's SO fucking white and he gets up on stage and he's wearing a fairly nice suit. It actually was a mid-level suit cut to look like a really expensive Italian suit. But that's okay. It's a nice suit."
Ireland said at least it was a suit which was a lot more than what a lot of other people wore to the awards show.
"Then in the middle of his chest, he's got a fuckin' bling-bling medal of his own company logo, JJ," Pryor continued. "He's walking around with it and I wanted to fuckin' strangle him with it because he's 5 feet tall and weighs 112 pounds. I wanted to send him back to the fuckin' orphanage for them to teach him a little bit of a lesson."
That being said, Pryor claimed he has nothing against Jordan.
"I don't know Jules Jordan personally- I've never met him," Pryor continued. "I've never spoken to him. His movies are fine. They are what we would have called at AVN, workman-like porn. To me they remind me nothing so much of Tom Byron's stuff when Tom Byron was at the top of his game. That's exactly the same thing that Jules Jordan is producing now. And we used to give Tommy editors choices for it- well deserved because it was great stuff.
"But somebody needs to e-mail Jules Jordan: and tell him, by the way- you're white. That's all. Jules, you're white."
