Porn Valley- A 40 page script with enormous chunks of dialogue gets knocked off effortlessly and efficiently in 2 1/2 days. But the chatter on the set of Sinsations 2, for the most part, has been nothing else but the infamous Dillan Lauren-Ava Vincent burrito fight from last summer. [Photo with kindest regards lifted from www.gramponante.com].
Part of this is because Vincent was to have played a character in Sinsations which is about life on a porn set in the Valley. I tell Robert Lombard I've got the footage which came from no less than Dillan Lauren, Lauren claiming all along that it was Vincent who was responsible for starting this fracas. A fracas that ends pretty much with Lauren slamming Vincent into a brick wall, a refrigerator, then applying a series of flying elbows to Vincent after Ava's bulldogged to the kitchen floor, rodeo style.
Vincent ends up screaming at Lauren that she's just a bought a lawsuit. The word "bitch" is also frequently used during their exchange which occurred on a Pure Play Media shoot at a location on Nordhoff St. and was recorded by Showtime for Family Business. Because she never signed a model release, Vincent has her head blocked out by something that resembles a Jack in the Box clown face. [Lombard's saying that he could have squared that beef, that he has Vincent's power of attorney.]
Lombard, the supervising producer, who can be more of an agent provocateur than a Shakespearean character, tells series producer Nick Lambert, "now you'll see what I'm talking about." Lambert's shaking his head up and down. The point was made pretty clear the other day when Ava flaked after many reassurances to the contrary. But you know Nick's dying to see Ava in action. As the word slips about the set, everyone- cast and crew- is dying to see Ava in action.
A viewing's scheduled for after lunch Saturday in the master bedroom of the Penfield house. Except there's so many people thirsting for blood, that it requires two showings. Brooke Haven, who wrapped her part in the production the day before, admits she made a special trip just to see the cock fight. At first glance, Lambert's saying, nah, the chunky blond behind the clown face couldn't be Ava.
"It ain't Ava," Nick's insisting. Lombard tells him, yeah, it's Ava when she's not indulging one of her customary porno dieting procedures.
Otherwise the reaction's the same whoever watches it. There's oohs and aahs when Ava tosses a burrito at Lauren. Cheers when Lauren, Hulk Hogan style, removes her sleaveless shirt, dramatically, showing her tits, as if to say all bets are off, and Ava's shit is about to get real weak. And more ooohs and aaahs when Lauren begins slamming Vincent's skull into a series of inanimate objects.
By watching this, Lombard's reminded of why he likes Lauren so much. And Lambert, seeing her for the first time, admits he would love to have the dark haired, Spanish blooded spitfire for a part in his series. Lombard advises Nick what's he's likely to buy into, however. Lauren's customary beefs with the law, prolonged MIA's and skewed financial priorities. But Lambert's also looking at that beautiful face and that magnificent body. For his part, Lombard's got no idea of Lauren's current whereabouts. There will be a lot of phone calls.
Earlier, Best New Starlet McKenzie Lee tells Lombard she's got to go home and put a butt plug in her ass.
"I've got an anal scene, Sunday," McKenzie tells him.
Lombard, who's diametrically opposed to porn being shot on Sunday, tells her," That ain't right."
