Porn Valley- The comedy team [at least as far as Tony Sexton's concerned] of Cailey Taylor and Dick Tracey were on the KSEX, www.ksexradio.com mike the other night during Cytherea's birthday party celebration at the Key Club. Tracey was wearing the words "Sperm Bank" on his shirt according to Wankus with Wankus asking him- after a two year relationship with Taylor- "what the fuck was she thinking with me?"
Tracey answered as though what would ever possess Taylor to even ask such an idiotic question. Wankus thought Taylor looked pretty hot particularly with the belly button ring. While Tracey was quick to put in a plug for Taylor's bachelor party company.
"Anybody that wants any porn star/strippers, check out www.celebrityskinxxx.com starting October 1."
Wankus also wondered how Taylor's Cock Hunter series was going. "The one you haven't asked me to be part of yet." As if he hadn't mentioned it twice, Wankus mentioned three times he was pissed that Taylor hadn't asked him to be in it.
"I'm more safe than the average porn fuckin talent because I hardly fuck anybody, so what the fuck!"
Taylor laughed, claiming that Wankus asks her that every week.
"I'm begging to be blown by you and it's fucking embarrassing!" Wankus continued. "Don't you realize the novelty in blowing Wankus? Everyone's going to hear about it. It's going to be all over the press. Everyone's going to go to your website, www.caileytaylor.com- all that shit! It's going to be everywhere. What the fuck's the hold up?"
Wankus said until Taylor agrees to blow him, he was going to link Taylor, orally, to Tony Sexton. "It'll never, ever, ever happen," predicted Taylor. "The non-thunder from down under."
Wankus then asked Tracey how his career was going. "Ten scenes a week," replied Tracey. Wankus asked if he was serious. "How do you keep it hard? The little blue pill?"
Tracey looked at him like what-the-fu and said it was hot girls.
