Porn Valley- Kylie Ireland was filling in for Ginger Lynn again this week on KSEX and managed a show that was as brash and colorful as the first time Chloe was on her Thursday night show earlier this year. That’s because Chloe, who will be hosting her own KSEX program after January, came on again as a guest with the two women shoveling gossip faster than a Welsh coal miner on incentive.

Chloe was picked to be a presenter at the KSEX awards show Saturday night, but by going first noted that it throw her timing off. “I was so not prepared.” Judging by some of the nominees in different categories, Chloe said she felt out of the loop but Ireland predicted that she would soon be back in it once she started doing a show. “Probably more so than you ever wanted to be.”

Chloe also noted that her feature, Gonzo: The Feature is up for Best Comedy this year. “I’m not up against Jonathan ‘Asshole’ Morgan this time,” she said. Kylie explained there was a rule that you didn’t say the “J” word on her show. Explaining her comment, Chloe said every time she would shoot she’d have to fight Morgan over talent. “We’re always fighting over Evan Stone or Randy Spears. We’d butt heads.”

And because Morgan had budgets that were stratospheric, Chloe said her $40,000 budgets basically gave Morgan more leverage. She remembered a time when she and Morgan were fighting over Evan Stone- a battle which ultimately screwed up shooting days. “He was shooting that movie Space Nuts.” Chloe said Morgan put her down by saying that he was shooting a $250,000 movie compared to her “itty-bitty” movie. “I think that my movie needs him [Stone] more than yours,” Morgan is said to have told her.

Ireland said she couldn’t believe that Morgan said that to her.

“Fuck you, Jonathan,” said Chloe who noted that things worked out, and she got Stone. “I got some gray hairs from that shoot.” Chloe said Morgan wound up sending her a dozen roses and an I’m sorry card. Ireland saw it as a ploy to get in her pants. Chloe thinks it’s because she sent a message calling him a dick. And that’s the way Morgan signed it-The Dick. Chloe said she wasn’t up against Morgan this year but is up against Misty Beethoven The Musical. “I was the second lead in next to Sunset ‘fucking’ Thomas.”

Chloe said Thomas called her a cunt on the set. “Right before we were supposed to do dialogue together. Me and Sunset didn’t get along very well. Veronica Hart was convinced that was because I wanted to be as big a star as Sunset.” Ireland also reported that she won a KSEX award for Best Voice. “It’s a very bizarre award and I kind of wonder about this award. I was up against Wankus. Wankus has THE radio voice.” Chloe said the show got a little bit out of control but was a lot of fun.

Because of a back surgery, Chloe said she has titanium pins and bolts holding her back together. “Bass music hurts my back.” Ireland imagined that’s because the bass reverberates the bolts. Chloe, who is a bass player in her own right, said she gets muscle spasms as a result. “Until the fusion is complete I’m going to have to refrain from listening to live music.” As a joke, Ireland wanted to see if magnets would stick to her back. Chloe wasn’t that excited by the prospect. “This is why I didn’t get best overall show,” said Ireland. Chloe said she was disappointed because she didn’t set off alarms at the airport. Ireland said even her hair extensions set them off.

It was noted that now she’s weaning herself off of pain killers, Chloe’s learning to play bass all over again. “I also had a morphine patch,” she added. Chloe will be going to AEE but for only two days, Thursday and Friday. “But I’m not going to be stationary at a booth.” Her intention is to scrounge up some directing work for herself. She said she would consider performing if the projects were right but also said she’d need some reconstructive lipo work because of what her back surgery did to her.

“But I’m not interested in doing any of the super crazy hardcore gonzo stuff. I would do some features and I’m not interested in any multiple scenes.” Chloe said she’d love to work with Randy Spears again as well as Roxanne Hall. Ireland said she worked recently with Hall in a group scene for The Whore Next Door.

“It was with Manuel Ferrara and Steve Holmes. And we were annoyed- Roxanne and I- because the guys were in the way. We were excited because we get to work together. We had to make an extra effort to reach out and grab a boob now and then.” Ireland said the promise was to do a scene together so they could fuck each other up. “Manuel is fun- you would like him. He has a nice big dick.”

Chloe said she got Ferrara’s phone number one time from Trish Deveraux and called him asking if she could have sex with him when the occasion warranted, like that weekend. Asked what he said, Chloe said Ferrara was leaving the country for Spain and said to call later. “Of course then I hooked up with my significant other.”

But Chloe said she’s no longer engaged, noting that the last time she was on Ireland’s show she was wearing a huge diamond ring. With the surgery, the drugs and the recuperation, she said the relationship was in hell. “It went from this incredibly fucking hot steamy crazy assed shit- we had anal sex at the Rio. I fucking killed the couch there. It was non-stop the first four months of the relationship. We’re thinking this has got to burn out. It just kept going on and on. It was like fire. Then the pain started. When you’re in pain your sex drive drops to nothing. That was it. It completely burned itself out. But I’m on the right track again.”