Who knew? And I had I known that Krissy Lynn was such a babe before our phone chat she would have been broached with the idea of sexual compromise involving her blessing and my endorsed social security checks. But such are the dreams of old men in white socks.

Lynn who’s decades away from social security is from Salt Lake City and generally dances weekends at the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys.

“Dancing was my baby steps into the business,” she says. “I danced in Salt Lake City.”

Asked if she were a Mormon, Lynn replies, “my family is.” Lynn’s father doesn’t know that she’s in the business. Her mother along with her brother and sister, however, do. Lynn’s mother, being a mother, just wants her to be careful.

“She was really worried about me doing bondage,” Lynn chuckles. “I had to explain to her that people aren’t just slapping me around. I had to explain to her how it works.”

I was curious if Lynn had worked yet for Kink.com which takes bondage to a whole different level. She says she was scheduled to work for them this month and has worked for Twisted Factory.

Lynn says she just spoke to her father recently and he mentioned that he was getting a new computer.

“His computer was so old that he never bothered getting on the Internet,” she says.

“It took five minutes for the Internet to pop up on his computer it was so slow. So he’s like, yeah, I’m getting a new computer and I’m using it. Great. I’m sure he’ll find out. But that’s something you have to deal with.”

Addressing the question as to whether she was raised in a strict environment, Lynn attended church growing up but was never forced to do so.

“Which was pretty cool because most families make you go to church,” she says.

“So I thought that was pretty cool. Even my grandparents know, and they’re Mormon. But they just love me even though I do porn. They know me as a person and know that I’m very grounded and I got a good head on my shoulders. So they’re not too worried.”

I was also curious what it was like dancing in Salt Lake, wondering for instance, if strippers kept 8 by 10 glossies of Orrin Hatch in their dressing rooms.

“There’s no lap dances and you keep pasties on your nipples,” Lynn replies. Which is almost the same thing.

“It’s just a stage show but I used that to work my way towards Vegas where there were actual lap dances and no pasties,” she continues.

From there Lynn began going to sex clubs and got used to performing in front of people. In one of the clubs, she met a couple- porn stars from France.

“It was cool. I was just so intrigued by that and wanted to know more,” says Lynn who got started in the business last October.

“We talked for two hours even before we had sex, and they were awesome in bed. I was like, wow, I want to fuck porn stars more often. The girl was with LA Direct Models at the time. She told me all you have to do is send your picture. I sent my picture and they liked me and signed a contract.”

Lynn was really nervous her first time in front of a camera. Her throat was dry and she kept asking for water.

“As soon as they said action, I was still nervous up until the guy went down on me, and then I got completely relaxed and forgot about the cameras. I got into it.” Her male partner was Brad Hardy.

“It was for Naughty America,” Lynn recalls. Since then she’s worked for a lot of companies and says one of her favorites is Brazzers.

“For a few reasons,” Lynn states.

“They’re one of the number one companies out there; they’re very professional and they’re a lot of fun to work with. They always have themes. I love themes. I love playing characters. That’s so much fun. I like playing something I haven’t down yet because it challenges me.”

As you might guess, Lynn gets hired for big tit situations.

“And for teen stuff,” she adds, “though I’m 24.”

Lynn is represented by James Bartholet’s P.R. company, Galaxy. She found him on LA Direct’s website, gave him a call and found Bartholet to be “just awesome”.

What Lynn especially likes about the business is that it fuels her fantasies about sex with strangers. She particularly likes the fact of having sex with people she’s just met or doesn’t know.

“It’s so hot,” she says. “That’s my favorite thing about being in the industry.”

If she were giving advice to new girls, Lynn, who studied health and fitness in school and plans a career in that field someday with ideas of opening her own gym, would caution about doing anal right away.

“I’ve heard of girls screwing up their bodies- you have to do it in your personal life first,” she says.

“Also make sure you take care of your PH balance. Your body’s not going to know what to do with all those penises. It will throw off your PH. Because I had to douche every shoot, I didn’t know what to do at first, my PH balance was being thrown off so much. I did some research and I take good bacteria pills every day. Within a week it settles in your vagina and lives there. It’s good bacteria that fights off bad bacteria and gives you a happy pussy!”

“I’ve heard girls say I don’t know what to do- I have so much irritation or something’s not right down there. The doctor just gives you antibiotics over and over again and that’s just so bad for your body. I did my own research and found out what bacteria naturally live there. And I just take those pills every day.”