Porn Valley- I had a chat with Vanessa Lane earlier this week on a Metro set. I'm thinking that Lane reminds me of Elizabeth Hurley except Lane has no clue who Hurley is. Thinks she's in the porn biz. Lane has one of those whiskey and cigarette voices some guys find attractive in dames. In any event, Lane is flattered for the Hurley comparison. Lane's been in the business about a year. "I love it. I love every single day," she says. "I would work four times a day if I could. I can't get enough."
I suggest that Lane might consider turning her ass into an assembly line to keep pace with that schedule. Lane explains she has all this energy and that she can just keep going and going. I ask where all this energy is coming from. "Eat a lot of cookies," she advises. Lane's a sugar freak according to her and was going at the Chips-Ahoy earlier on the set. "And cheese. I love cheese." I tell Lane about this sandwich that features chocolate chip cookies, cheese and mayo. It's not for everyone. "And some peanut butter," Lane suggests to add. lane had been a dancer and decided she could make more money. "And I was making a shitload then," she says. "I'm making even more now." Lane will dance occasionally in Vegas as the opportunity presents itself. Len's porn connection was Alexis Amore. "She was feature dancing one night. I asked how do I get in. She hooked me up with an agent and here I am today."
Lane was scared doing her first scene but her agent bought her a bottle of spirits. "I didn't even need it because it was so easy," she states. "The guy I worked with was Rod Fontana. He was wonderful." I asked lane if Fontana tried to drink her pee. "He's kind of freaky," she says. Lane says she likes to walk around barefoot and Fontana stuck her dirty feet in his mouth. "He likes it, more power to him." And because a second girl was involved in the scene, Lane said it was made a lot easier for her.
Lane was a church-going girl, according to what she says, that she went to church as often as three times a week. "But I got pretty wild after I moved out of my parents' house," Lane says. It's fair to say, says Lane, that she went to church to appease her parents. "But I was fine with it. I was a good girl and it kept me out of a lot of trouble." Lane moved out at the age of 15 and moved in with her grandmother. "And she kicked me out, too," she laughs. I ask Lane how this adds up with a portrait of a church girl. "Because I had a boy over," she explains. "I feel really bad about it still to this day. But you're young, wild and like to have sex." Ironically, says Lane, that was the night they didn't have sex together. "He was just eating my pussy a lot. But we were having sex all week that week. She caught us naked in the morning. She said what the hell is going on here?"
The first occasion Lane had sex with a guy was due to her eagerness to lose her virginity because of the goody-two shoes image she had. "It was on my birthday. My girlfriends and I went out and my grandmother was sleeping in the hotel room right next to us. We decided to go out and I wanted to get laid really bad. I did get laid." She laughs heartily. "The first guy was like you're a virgin? No way. He kicked me out of the hotel room. Then I went and found someone else. The little whore!" According to Lane, she was the sexual straggler of the group and had to keep pace with the rest of her friends. I tell Lane that her poor grandmother seems to be getting dragged into all her escapades.
"Sorry, grandma, I love you," says Love who has a kind of Mary Carey laugh. And Lane tells me she hasn't talked to her grandmother since she got kicked out of the house. "She's cool but she needs to understand that kids will be kids and be wild." Lane's parents know what she does for a living. "But we try not to talk about it. "They're cool with it plus I send them money. They like me." Lane says she stays drama-free. "I love this so much," she states. "There's not one bad day I've had so far." Asked if she had any favorite male performers, Lane says she loves all her cock. "Just bring it on."
But, specifically, she likes Grant Michaels. "Because he's such a sweetheart. I like Mark Wood. I also like Audrey Hollander. She's great. She's the one who taught me to be wild in my anal scenes. When I first started I was oh no. I was a squirmer and always tried to run away from it. Then I did a scene with her and she was taking it like a champ. I want to do that! Ever since then I've taken it up my ass like a champ. But I love it more and more every day."
Since this was a big boob movie, I ask Lane about her size. "34B's," she says. "I would have said 350cc's but nobody really understands that." Lane had the job done about a year ago. "I was a tiny little girl before. And I'm pretty tiny now with big ass titties." According to Lane, she's always the center of attention wherever she goes. "I go into a place and no matter if I have big boobs or not I would stand on a bar and take off my clothes. I'm one of those girls. I like to be the center of attention." Lane says she's done this a number of occasions. "I don't like clothes at all. I don't like shoes. I like to walk around naked. I always open my door naked. You come to my house you'll see me naked."
I observe Lane's tight, athletic body. "It's amazing isn't it?" she laughs. "I eat so much food. I'm so lucky. My mom had five kids and she's tiny like me. Eventually it will probably catch up to me and I've have to stop eating the crap that I eat. But I do work out a lot. I love exercising and roller blading and surfing and all that shit. I like to be up and going. I don't like to be sitting around because I'm too ADD."
Name a place and Lane says she's probably had sex there. "I've done it in dressing rooms, car lots. I used to work as a janitor in a car place. Hay mounds, barns, fuckin' by the ocean. Everywhere I'll do it. In the car, driving in the car I'll be having sex. Anything. Just give it to me. Since she brought it up, I ask Lane to give me a janitor story.
"I used to be this janitor and I worked with my boyfriend," she begins. "We would have sex in all these nice cars, right? One time my boss walked in and we were having sex in a really nice car. We kind of got in trouble for it but he didn't fire us that time. Then we got caught doing it again. This was the same boyfriend that my grandma caught me with. We always got caught everywhere." I ask Lane if the smell of ass will kill a new car smell. "Probably," she says. "But that new car smell is really good."
