Crystal Harris on Howard Stern; Hefner Lost His Hearing from Viagra

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From www.marksfriggin.com - Howard said Crystal Harris was going to marry Hugh Hefner and she's only 25. Hefner is 85. Howard said that she backed out at the last minute. Howard had Crystal come in and said that Hef seems to have a type. He said she looks like that type. He asked if she went through a bunch of changes for Hef. She said she already had the blonde hair and the boobs so she didn't have to change that up.

Howard asked if Crystal if she's still part of the organization. She said she is and she's visited him a few times since the break up. Howard asked how she got involved in that whole world. Crystal said she had submitted a picture to get into a mansion party. She said she was a student and she hadn't done any stripping or anything. Robin asked if Hef spotted her. Crystal said she saw him and she waved to him and he invited her in. She said they talked and she told him what she does and she ended up moving in 2 weeks later.

Howard said he read that while she was engaged she didn't even have sex with the guy. Crystal said she did when she first got there. Howard asked who the oldest guy was that she had sex with before that. She said that it was guys who were the same age as her. Howard asked if it was scary when he took his clothes off. She said that she never even saw him naked.

Crystal said she was drinking and doing whatever while she was there. She said it was Hef so she figured she'd try it out. Howard asked if the other girls were doing the heavy lifting. She said that they were. Crystal said that Hugh isn't all about sex. She said he's about cuddling and things like that. She said that he was touchy feely. Howard asked if he put it in her. Crystal said that they messed around. She said they did have intercourse.

Howard said that's great that he can get it up. She said he did in the beginning. She said that he tries not to take Viagra anymore because he lost his hearing from taking it.

Howard said he went to the mansion once and a girl handed him a note saying ''get me out of here'' and it was serious. Crystal said she had a 6pm curfew on the weekends. Howard asked why they could keep such a tight rein on them. Crystal said that she doesn't know. She said the first year she was there she was able to leave and go on vacation with her family. The second year she was told no.

Crystal told Howard she thinks Hugh is insecure and that's why they do that. Howard asked if she was in love with Hugh. Crystal said she did love him and the lifestyle. She said it was intriguing to her. She never thought she could be a playmate. Howard asked if it was a dream to her to be in the magazine. She said she never thought she was pretty enough.

Howard asked Crystal if it's weird to make out with an 85 year old when she's only 25. She said it was cute. She said that he expects you to be there right by his side the whole time too. Howard said it's like a public relations kind of thing where she's the arm candy. Howard said that he heard Hugh won't use a rubber with the girls. He asked if she's nervous about that. Crystal said she was. She just went with the flow though.

Howard asked how long they dated before she was proposed to. She said it was 2 and a half years. Howard asked what she did for sex in that time. Crystal said she didn't do anything. She said she just distracted herself. She said she's into guys though. She said she realized she's very straight being around all of those naked girls.

Howard asked who was taking care of Hef? She said that he liked watching old movies and stuff so he took care of himself. She said that she wasn't into the movies he would watch. He was watching silent movies and he'd have a guy come in and play piano with the movies. She said that she wasn't into that. Howard asked Crystal why he likes those old movies. Crystal said he loved his childhood and he has never let go of it. That's what he watched when he was young. Howard said it sounds like she wasn't considered in the relationship at all.

Howard asked who shows up to see those movies. She said that they're all the same guys all the time. She said that Chuck McCann is one of the guys who shows up. Howard said he likes to have his old friends because that way there are no attractive men there.

Howard asked if Crystal has cobwebs on her vagina. Crystal laughed. Howard asked how he proposed to her. Crystal said he did it in the bedroom. She said the bedroom is huge and that's where he likes to hang out. She said that he gave her a ring and told her ''I hope it fucking fits...'' She said he didn't get on a knee or anything. Crystal said that's what she wanted at the time. She said she had no idea that was coming either.

Howard said he heard that she was going to get a good sum of money if she had married him. The pre-nup said she would get like $800,000 if she had married him. Howard said she seems kind of shell shocked from the whole thing. Crystal said it was kind of scary. She said that it was very sheltered and now she's wondering what to do.

Howard said they took care of her all the time there. Crystal said she doesn't know how to cook and they'd cool everything for her. She said she had $2000 a week allowance while she was there. Howard said she should have married him. She said that she could have done 5 years and come out of the weeding with about 3 mill. She didn't have to fuck him so why not? Crystal said that she just couldn't do it. She wasn't allowed to go anywhere and see her friends lives or anything. Crystal said she felt like she was losing herself.

Howard said they had security all over the place so she wasn't allowed to leave when she wanted. Crystal had to sneak out of the place. Crystal said she had no idea how else to get out of there. Howard asked how she got out of there. Crystal was afraid that she wasn't going to be allowed to leave. Crystal said they were going to film the wedding and she was all confused by the contracts and stuff. She said that she was going to leave after an argument and Hef called security and told them not to let her leave.

Howard asked when she did leave. Crystal said it was the week before the wedding was supposed to take place. She said Hef was watching his movie on that Sunday. She said that he had a screening for the new X-Men movie. Howard said she must have been wondering why it wasn't a Charlie Chaplain movie. Crystal said she told security she had to run to the store and got up and left. She said she came back to get her clothes and only brought her essentials. Crystal said that she had a bag of stuff with her for that night.

Howard said she planned her escape and got out of there. Crystal laughed at Howard calling it her ''escape.'' Crystal said she looked like a criminal leaving the place.

Crystal told Howard that she couldn't go another day there. She said she realized there's more important things in life than money.

Howard asked if the Playboy mansion is all run down now. She said that they're working on bringing back the whole company.

Howard said he saw that Hugh has a new girlfriend by the name of Anna. Crystal said that they were both there at the same time and Anna was a girlfriend at the same time she was marrying him. She said Anna was kind of a secret. She said that she got out of there and Anna stayed so now she's Hef's girlfriend. She said she's not mad at Anna at all. She said she knows all the reasons she wants to be there. Howard asked if it's for the money. Crystal said ''maybe.''

Howard said Hef must know that the girls are there for the money. Crystal said that's his life. Howard asked if he's upset when the girls go out and talk about this stuff. She said she's really not sure.

Howard said that Crystal is out promoting ''The Girls Next Door: Season Six'' DVD.

Howard asked Crystal if she's banged anyone since Hef. She said she has. Howard asked if she's dating Dr. Phil's son. She said that he's a good friend and she's been friends with him for years.

Howard asked Crystal about going to school and what she wants to do. She said she's not sure now. She was going for psychology but now she's not sure. She said right now she's just looking for love. Howard pointed out Benjy for her if that's what she's looking for.

Speech Impediment Man called in and asked if Hef was into anal. She said that he wasn't and they only had intercourse once. Howard asked if she was thankful that it was just once. She said yes. Howard said it's kind of bizarre. Crystal said it really is weird. Howard asked if she had to drink and take drugs to get through this. She said she doesn't drink or do drugs so she was straight the whole time.

Howard said the whole thing is bizarre. He asked what her life is going to be like. She said she hopes it goes back to normal.

Speech asked Crystal if she'd like to get on the Sybian. She didn't know what it was but when she found out she said ''no thanks.''

Howard asked if she went out on a date the first night she got out of there. She said it wasn't the next night but a few nights later. She said the sex was great too.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked if this is JD's long lost sister. She has a similar laugh and she says ''I don't know'' a lot. Howard said the poor girl is shell shocked.

Another caller asked if she went down on any of the other Playmates. Crystal said no. Howard said it sounds like the life of a nun. Crystal said she knows Hef had a cupboard full of vibrators but she has no idea where they were before so she didn't use any of them. She said that's just gross. Crystal said she found them accidentally and the cabinet was full of them.

Howard asked if Hef ever did anything kinky with her. She said he didn't. He didn't even spank her or anything like that.

Another caller said he was reading about Hef going around saying that he dodged a bullet by not marrying her. He asked what she thinks about that. Crystal said that Hef cleared that up on Twitter a few hours ago. She said that he said he didn't think that she loved him but he did love her. Howard said she didn't like the lifestyle so he gets why she got out.

Howard took another call from a guy who asked if Hef's balls are dusty and does his cock taste like moth balls. Crystal said she doesn't know. She said that's gross. Howard asked if she blew Hef at all. She said she didn't want to so she didn't do it. She said she's really into it but not with him. Howard said that's horrible. She said she didn't get asked to do it either.

Howard asked if Crystal had an orgasm when Hef fucked her. She quickly said no. She said that only lasted like 2 seconds. She said that she was over it pretty quickly. She said she just walked away. Howard laughed when she said that. Howard asked what position she was in. He asked if she was bent over his wheelchair. Crystal said he's not in a wheelchair. She said she just got up and went to the bathroom. She said Hef was okay with that. She said it was never brought up again. Howard said that's nuts. He said that's a really weird world to be involved with. Crystal said it was strange and it was like an out of body experience for her.

Howard said this would be embarrassing to him if he was Hef. Crystal said that she was afraid to say no to the wedding. She said she was kind of scared to leave too. Howard asked why that was. Crystal said that she got so used to being there and she didn't know when to leave or what she would be doing next. Howard said she got caught up and got in too deep. She said that might be what it was.

Howard said Crystal gave back the ring, didn't she? Crystal said that Hef let her keep the ring. She said that it was appraised for $90,000. She said that they sold her out and told TMZ about the ring too. Crystal said she could have stuck it out for a few years and come out with a few million.

Howard gave Crystal some plugs for the DVD and told Crystal she just needs to find her own way out there in L.A. Howard said that he'd take her to movie night. He said he'd actually feel bad for her and leave her alone.

Howard asked Crystal if Hef has his name printed on the movie when he watches it or is it a clean copy. She said he has his own theater and they're clean copies. Howard said he gets copies and they put his name across the screen.

Howard asked Crystal if she's ever kissed a woman. She said maybe when she was in college and drunk. She said she has felt boobs but not done anything else with women. Howard told her to go feel Robin's. Robin said ''no thank you.''

Howard said this is like if Betty White asked him to come and live at her mansion. He said that he'd have to fuck her and hang out watching old movies. Fred played some old lady porn audio as Howard talked about doing that.

Howard asked Crystal if she got wet for Hef. She said that was 3 years ago so she doesn't remember. Howard asked if he licked her. She said she didn't. Howard asked if he was really inside of her. She said ''Eww'' to that. Howard asked if she got lubed up. Crystal said she really doesn't remember.

Howard wrapped up with Crystal and gave her some more plugs for the DVD. He asked her what her dating age is. She said that she's sticking to 25. 35 is even too old now. Howard said he gets that. Howard said she should date an 18 year old. Howard said she should be allowed to go out with a 14 year old to make up for this.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he would give her $500 a week to live with him. Howard told her to think about it and not say no. He wrapped up and went to break a short time later.